MC who is obsessed with cats (Short cannons)
Lucifer: MC, I'm sorry to inform you but you can't keep a pet cat in here.
MC: *standing at the doorway holding two cats* ...Why not?
Lucifer: One of my brothers has a problem.
MC: He doesn't like cats?!!!
Lucifer: No, quite the opposite. He will bring home twenty if I allow him one. So cats are banned.
MC: I don't see how that's his fault.
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MC: I'm getting one of those. *points at cat plushie*
Mammon: Oi! Don't you already have three of these, MC?
MC: *looks at him deadpan* You can never have too many cat plushies.
Satan: *holding five cat plushies* They're not wrong.
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Levi: What's your fav kinda anime husbando/waifu MC?
MC: Basically characters who are smart enough to single handedly destroy the world but just choose to be kind and cute to that one person...
Levi: That's quite a specific type.
MC: ...and characters with cat ears.
Levi: I can't even argue with that. *glances at Ruri's Chan cat ear design*
Satan: MC has good taste.
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MC: Did you know people who hate cats and love dogs tend to be manipulative, controlling and power hungry?
Satan: *glances at Lucifer* Yes.
MC: And that cat people are more likely to understand concepts of consent and space? That's why I love people who love cats.
Satan: *blushes* I feel the same way, MC.
MC: Also have you noticed how cats have distinct personalities? I feel like no two are the same. Such lovely animals. *hugs her cat plushies*
Satan: Please marry me, MC.
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Asmo: MC, for the last time, there are more accessories other than CAT EAR HAIRBANDS.
MC: *wearing cat ears and pouting*
Asmo: Ugh... MC, this won't work on me a third time.
MC: *wiggles their butt and curls up their hands* Nyaaa~
Satan: *heart eyes and nosebleeding*
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Beel: The food at this cat cafe is delicious. Thank you bringing me here MC!
MC: Beel...that's cat food. You're eating cat food.
Beel: Ah really? I can see why they like it! *feeds some of it to a cat sitting on his lap*
Satan: *sigh* That's why I told you not to bring him, MC.
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Belphie: *walks into MC room* MC I can't sleep, I need cuddles.
MC: Um maybe not today, Belphie. The bed is kinda full.
Belphie: What...why? *yanks their blanket*
Satan: *cuddled up with MC and their 9 cat plushies* Get out.
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Solomon: So MC did you have a pet cat?
MC: I wish I did. My parents didn't like any sort of animals in the house.
Solomon: So how did you learn how to act around cats?
MC: Books and internet. I follow so many cat channels.
Solomon: All of that even if you couldn't keep one?
MC: Sometimes knowing equates to loving. Like when you know exactly what your loved ones love or hate or how they would react to certain situations.
MC: Like I know how much you love experimenting with magic and discovering new spells. Same with your recipes. And you don't like it when people call you shady just cause you are confident and curious in your ways.
MC: Or like I know that you love the mischievous kind of cats. And Satan likes the more affectionate types.
Solomon: ...Can I marry you, MC?
Satan: Get in line, Solomon.