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I'm Ollie! I write fanfic :) and occasionally drop lore about my life. This blog is like 99% naruto-related and I'm still learning how to use this website but I love to yap | AO3

[writingdose]

[moninils]

And all of this at once.

[haagong]

[olivesanddates]

-Hashirama, probably

[olivesanddates]

ONE WEEK UNTIL MY BEST FRIEND FLIES ACROSS THE WORLD TO COME SEE ME!!!!

[frog-thief]

Kakashi's little angel and demon

ଘ(੭ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭✧ (◣∀◢)ψ

[ultfreakme]

Everyone keeps forgetting Hashirama is a fucking freak because he looks like the Most Normal Guy ever. Like he keeps doing his "ahaha I'm just a little silly guy just a goofy little dude!" routine as if we all didn't see his 50 ft tall, disturbingly accurate statue of his crush he built at the edge of the village.

[olivesanddates]

My fucking washing machine keeps electrocuting me. I have to take my clothes out using oven mitts.

[d3dlyb4t]

okaaay trying to post this again ^^!!

the uncropped version is here!! - aaand a color alt!

thank u sm matt for reminding me about catbox u_u<3 istg the full image already looks like a cropped version T_T

[gimvsen]

Hey hey!! Tell me about minitmaid please :)))

Hihii

Surprisingly this the first time I've ever drawn minato (well...not counting the other two LOL) As a color theory nerd I absolutely adore his design! Being able to have such a vibrant tetradic scheme without it being chaotic is quite impressive to me.

I got beef with minato but he's low-key still one of my comfort characters so I call him silly names like minitmaid and minitoes 😅

[nyaaamato]

orpheus & hades (& eurydice)

[x-leni-x]

fluffiest hair in all konoha

[olivesanddates]

I think my new apartment is Raskolnikov’s apartment.

[doubtfulfan]

bird and old man being stupid silly

[babeimnotsorry]

…i’m still not over the fact that hashirama and madara are literally romeo and juliet…

first meeting at the ball? they had the riverbank. a place where they weren’t senju and uchiha, just two kids skipping stones

feuding families? the montagues and capulets are literally toddlers compared to the years of bloodshed between the senju and uchiha

the balcony scene? instead of a balcony, they had that cliff overlooking the future konoha where they planned their "happily ever after"

shakespeare made his characters die in less than a week. kishimoto was like: “too easy. let’s make them build the embodiment of their dream, lose their understanding of each other, have madara go into exile, return with a demon fox, die, get resurrected many decades later just to lose and die again..”

that’s it. curtain call. shakespeare is crying in the corner because at least romeo and juliet didn’t wait a hundred years just to say: “we’re still on the same side.”

this isn't just a tragedy, it's Tragedy with a capital T. and i can’t believe that kishimoto created such a canonical story about “star-crossed lovers” by accident

but you know what?

shakespeare’s couple fell in love in 0.5 seconds and died before they even knew each other’s favorite color, but hashirama and madara spent an entire century building a world and destroying each other just to realize they were each other’s only home

…the gold standard of slow burn…

[olivesanddates]

Hashirama and Madara would’ve been at Woodstock. Look at them (ESPECIALLY Hashirama 💀). Look at Woodstock.

[evilkitten3]

genuinely one of the funniest things about madara is that while he criticizes tsunade for not being hashirama enough he never compares her prowess in the field of medicine to his own. even tho he was doing orochimaru-level cellular fuckery in a cave with nothing but a statue and the chunk of flesh he bit out of his ex's arm during his second suicide-by-boyfriend attempt

tsunade was struggling to put lee's bones back together with ninja magic and probably also normal doctor stuff i guess meanwhile madara just made obito a new half-his-fucking-body while sitting in his life support chair with a single eye that did not belong to him (as opposed to his actual eyes which he wasn't born with but if someone gives you a gift then that's yours now. especially if it's a dying person and an eyeball in narutoland, we know this)

like does madara ever even acknowledge being a medical/scientific genius at any point? no bc he doesn't care. he's probably also a better medic than hashirama is but it doesn't matter bc medicine doesn't usually involve getting into a fistfight bc something something intricate rituals to touch the skin of anyone ever bc you have more trust issues than spare eyeballs