Here To Fun

[queefybuttcheeks]

I can’t sing but jus kno i be singin

[semiotextiana]

im so sexy and fun and fucking doomed

[marisatomay]

the way that life has 3 separate major plotlines happening right now and the C plot is a presidential election

[girlnumbersix]

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

[animatedtext]

[hex-girlfriend]

forever torn between wanting to be seen as pretty and absolutely hating the idea of anyone looking at me or thinking anything about me ever

[mexicanheaux]

Every days a fucking performance huh ladies?? Where’s OUR Emmy

[mexicanheaux]

I couldn’t stop hoping people thought I was pretty on the bus...when will it end...

[sauntervaguelydown]

I’m putting my foot down, if you don’t Know you’re flirting you’re not Flirting. Flirting requires knowledge and intent. If you’re not doing it on purpose you’re just bantering. I will die on this hill, yes.

[wildhaunt]

I always feel like people think I’m flirting and that makes me feel unsafe. this makes me feel like I have some agency and that I can just kinda say, “no, flirting requires forethought. we’re just talking and I’m being nice.”

[bullet-shot-heroes]

SAY THIS LOUDER

[etherealplum]

me: *speaks to boy once* me: i love being a hoe………it’s so….liberating………..just hoeing it up…..love it

[books-and-cookies]

listen here, i’m not responsible for my 5 star ratings to bad books back in like 2013 and shit, it was a simpler time

[herhmione]

my favorite moment in the sorcerer’s stone is when hagrid comes to get harry for hogwarts and he’s like “you mean to tell me this boy know nothing about anything?!” and harry, bless his heart, is lowkey offended and is like “i mean i know math” like what a pure boy…….. what a shining soul……

[rainbow-femme]

While I absolutely agree that Lily Potter beat the shit out of snape when he joined the afterlife don’t forget Petunia Dursley.

Lily was estranged from her sister but still trusted her to take care of her son, who was found bleeding and crying on her doorstep after his parents were murdered. Only to find out that they hurt, starved, isolated, lied to, and locked in both a cupboard and then a room with bars on the window the son she died to protect so he could have a better life? I don’t care what the deleted scene said about petunia being sad lily died when she gets to the afterlife it is round two of lily potter MMA smackdown

[ike-loves-men]

The worst part is that Lily could 100% have adopted and loved Dudley if Petunia and Vernon had died.

[drarrymylove]

Fortunately, not all of Lily’s afterlife interactions were like this though…can you imagine her meeting Fred Weasley?

“You kidnapped my son from my sister’s house?”

“Yes.”

“Took him out the window in a stolen flying car?”

“Yes.”

“I love you. If you need a mom until Molly gets here, I’d like to volunteer.”

[killledorworse-expelled]

Anyone who forgives Snape for everything needs to remember that if Neville was the chosen one, Snape would still be a death eater.

[pinkwinged-deactivated20230125]

Rachel

[furrypost-generator]

Local Furry stands menacingly to man on picnic 

[quaadude]

The yiff yiff man

[telltaletypist]

you won’t be laughing when he kills you

[olivianbooks]

I just watched the movie Creep and this is oddly reminiscent.

[yeehawlw]

[bookishleigh]

Book overflow: the chaos that falls upon your bookshelves when you’ve decided to paint a different bookshelf in your home. Epic displacement issues abound.