avid watcher watcher

boogara but im coming to terms with the fact its because im a massive coward and am scared of fucking everything not because I believe in any of the evidence pls message me btw im so new to tumblr and all I want is friends who I acn rant to about silly puppets

[ohsimplethinggs-deactivated2023]

I read somewhere that "When you choose a life partner you're choosing your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 70 vacations, your retirement friend, career therapist, & someone whose day you'll hear about 18,000 times" and I really can't stress this enough.

[scribblesbyavi]

a commitment for years and decades ✨

[emotion-deluxe]

No offense but where are the male porn bots

[calellon]

..and where are all the gods?

[tokentrans]

where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

[laylamva]

Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?

[glassmirrormask]

Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need

[sarakouda]

I need a manwhore! 💥💥💥💥

[emotion-deluxe]

Can someone PLEASE answer my question

[sadsongsandwaltzes]

I don’t think dandelions are weeds. I think dandelions are free flowers that four year olds can pick for their mommies

[anxiouslittlecarrot]

I want everybody who’s calling Ken a Trophy Husband to know that he’s actually a Trophy Boyfriend, because when Ruth Handler invented Ken in the 1960s, she was adamant that he would never marry her and instead be her “handsome steady”, so that Barbie remained a figure of independence for the little girls and was never put in the position of housewife.

Her house is hers. She bought it and furnished it with money she made in her own job. In STEM, in politics, in healthcare, in fashion, in academy, in customer service. Her credit card is in her name (women in the US couldn’t have their own regardless of marital status until 1974). And it’s all pink and fashionable because femininity and badassness aren’t mutually exclusive. No matter who you are, you can be anything.

That’s why Barbie’s slogan is “you can be anything”. Teaching these ideals to little girls is why Barbie was created. Empowering women and empowering femininity is the original meaning of the Barbie doll. It’s not that you have to be all this to be a woman, but if you are all or some of this, you too are awesome.

And somehow pop culture deliberately changed that narrative. Sexualised, bimbofied, and villainised her, when she actually isn’t responsible for the impossible beauty standards — people are, she’s just a stylised, not-to-scale toy like most others.

Men are frothing because he’s just Ken and I guess they were expecting her to be just Barbie, but that’s exactly what Ken is. Canonically. A badass woman’s himbo boyfriend.

This movie has the potential to change the way we collectively see Barbie radically into what Ruth Handler’s intended, I’m so very excited

[dishgranted]

WATCHER MEME | [1/3] SHOWS: PUPPET HISTORY

Welcome one and all to Puppet History! Today, we’re taking an ever winding look at yet another chapter in the heavy heavy book we call history, while our guests ruthlessly compete for the coveted title of history master!

[fruityyamenrunner]

something charmingly twentieth century about this

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[umutis]

ricky said no homo

+ here u go @wearewatcher​

[breadwithoutcheesefan1009]

New favorite screenshot

[turnways]

[lovestory]

The Eras Tour Arlington Night 2 on Film

[valtsv]

some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings

[galetops]

in tears over this

[reaandull]

lil transparent guy in your dashboard

[pyaasa]

[lovecolibri]

[goatsorcery]

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids