O'Malley The Ally Katt

I'm a cosplayer who likes to cook, but not at the same time otherwise I'd have a outfit made of sugar, spice and secret ingredient X Female|21|bleh to labels lost in the grey of sexual

[meangirlnurse]

i’m pretty that everyone familiar with these movies has thought about this at least once

[thugilly]

dead

[tastefullyoffensive]

Oops. (via laurenclairee6)

[alyciasgold]

[surreal--memes]

soup store real

oh my god it exists

and it sells clothes

[biggerthan-thewholesky]

Pink’s speech after receiving the Video Vanguard Award at the 2017 VMAs x

[kylostantrums]

marvel headquarters, early 2000s

guy 1: who do u think we should cast as wolverine

guy 2: idk probably a huge, jacked man

[cookingstimsarchive]

By Foodydiy on Instagram

[dizzydevious]

i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror

[ultrafacts]

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[1017sosa300-blog]

baby elephants are so CUTE

[ultrafacts]

Adding more elephant facts to the compilation!

Sources: [1] [2] [3] [4] 

[gleaux]

I love elephants so much 💕

[adistantmemory21]

As if I needed more reasons to love elephants 😩😩

[imdemetrialynn]

elephants have my heart 

[shadzilla]

Elephants crying? Shit i almost cried

[mustangsally78]

The GOP doesn’t deserve them.

[daveycameronisapie]

You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate. 

[kiwilesbian]

honestly? Looks

[meckamecha]

On one hand bourgeoisie but on the otherhand lesbians flaunting their love in flamboyant, even ostentatious manner

[weatherevents]

This tree in St. Louis, MO was struck by lightning, causing it to burn on the inside.

Video: Jim Probst

[candlejack]

Hell naw that’s in a cemetery that’s the entrance to hell

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

God I wish that were my grave

[catboy-waluigi-mangione]

[marcjacobspartydresscode]

that’s the tree from sleepy hollow

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Put some brisket in there and a few carrots for Lisa, and you got good eatin.

[electricity-official]

It’s probably more likely that the water inside the tree is hot enough to light a fire, but the steam it gives off keeps suffocating it.

But that’s just guesswork on my part.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

What?

Water evaporates at 212 f and fire starts at more than 3 times that temp. Just like a plastic or paper cup over a direct flame, the water would have to completely evaporate from the exposed area before the material could catch fire. The suffocTion is likely correct though

[kameik0]

Enjoy some Classic StarWars Bloopers.

[takineko]

Harrison Ford eating his mic is still my fav

[angelrinisadork]

The fact that Hayden Christiansen is such an absolute klutz is my favorite

[interstate-k8]

[catsuggest]

how to be cat ally

[standards123]

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

[jkellemnop]

I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.

[boredpanda]

[flashlights-n-traintimes]

National Geographic photographers are metal as fuck

[hypnotic-flow]

actually thought about doing this for a profession..

[straightfacedstrangeness]

Concept for a porno:

Woman reclining seductively on a bed. The door swings open. The Grim Reaper walks in.

Woman gives the Reaper a husky look. “So,” she drawls. “Death has finally come for me.”

“Not yet,” replies the Reaper, and strips off its robe

[plotwitch]

a whole new meaning to the phrase “boning”