i refuse to give up hope 4 the future

we're fine with pretty much anything other than he/him atm, though it/its preferred. ---------------- proship. bad at tone. fuck shareholders + cops + fascists.

[omegaspoon]

in other news if i get too frustrated by staff's bullshit to continue using tumblr you can reach me at my youtube channel and my email

[omegaspoon]

spoon

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email is [email protected]

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[viperiian]

Those TEETH, they BITE!

[sandersstudies]

We were doing an activity where the kids got to make a playbill for a musical about themselves and all the other kids were like “character list: mommy, daddy, me, my brother, my best friend” “scenes: I get a puppy, first day of school, my baby sister is born”

But one little girl was like “oh, it’s a musical about ME you say” and the character list was all the other girls in the class cast as her body parts, and a story about how her body works.

“Kaylee is nice so she will be the heart. Lily is my kidneys. Sapphire is the lungs.”

She surreptitiously showed me that the girl who kept taking the crayons she was using was cast specifically as “left buttcheek” and I had to pretend like that wasn’t the funniest thing I’d ever seen.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[alteredpanel]

[maeneiii]

illegal action

[archenemy-notfound]

Playing Retro Games is always like “this game fucking sucks in every way and the level design is an affront to god but it’s the best thing I’ve ever played.”

[bitchautism]

why do people call "self shipping" yumeshipping now?

[american-neurotypical]

what the fuck is a yumeship? yu and me...? ship...? that's weird... don't ship you and me together. I mean. I don't know.. unless you really want to? NO. I shouldn't. I can't. but.. you're a dollie kittie and I'm american yet neurotypical.. I don't know.. can such a thing be? I shouldn't repress myself anymore.. You and Me.. a ship. Maybe such a wonderful idea could exist... Heh...

[bitchautism]

alright

[chennnington]

I think I should start bragging about my adopted son’s achievements when people around me start bragging about their kids. Ooooh your child can count to 10 in mandarin? Well, my child found 110 landmines! And he’s only 6 years old!

[losingmyshrimpmind]

Go my "nothing bad ever happened no one went missing Dess is at college" kriselle slop

[0sbrain]

Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them

if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this

getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden

in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated

first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it

a clean Tumblr url should look like this

blog safely

[big-papa-huge-time]

Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

who on earth is out there waking up early to get shit done??? the purpose of waking up early is to have QUIET TIME LOUNGING IN BED before the world gets LOUD & ANNOYING AS FUCK

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so much respect to the people in the notes waking up early to play video games, watch tv, phone scroll, and in general Fuck Around for a few hours before the world intrudes. now THAT'S productivity!

[vexheart]

This

[mosslingg]

@funnier-as-a-system

[funnier-as-a-system]

[image description: glowing blue text floating above tile in an unknown, dark location. It is shown at an angle slightly away from the viewer, and reads, in all uppercase: "You will survive, but you will become someone else." In the bottom right corner is the text: Omar Hussain ./ end description]

[homestuck-shitposts]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[accidentallyoccidental]

MOON HOLIDAY