violin and chiikawa hater; inv and 4 enjoyer

we're fine with pretty much anything other than he/him atm, though it/its preferred. ---------------- proship. bad at tone. fuck shareholders + cops + fascists.

[omegaspoon]

in other news if i get too frustrated by staff's bullshit to continue using tumblr you can reach me at my youtube channel and my email

[omegaspoon]

spoon

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email is [email protected]

[targetedknowledge]

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

[innerchildabortionclinic]

was reminded of one of my favorite booktok screenshots today

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[pikadxrat]

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

[omegaspoon]

he4rtw4rming:: i h4ve FIN4LLY st4rted to creep 4bove 150 pounds 4fter 4bout 6 ye4rs of no weight g4in wh4tsoever

[thegameoflovemindberries]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

[stormfarerao3]

Married to woke G-man now.

Based. @analogue-dragon @astoreboughtpancreas Go forth and unleash chaos

[analogue-dragon]

Married to schlatterpie 😭

@ajolteonnamedsparky @leafwing-life

[ajolteonnamedsparky]

Ok so I'm married to a bug

[omegaspoon]

steven

[dragon-in-a-fez]

no country where it's legal to hit children should be allowed input on anything internationally. the UN, WHO, World Bank, whatever should be allowed to just go "interesting opinion but you think 'they're small' is a reason not to protect someone from assault so overruled"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if we lived in a real society I would get food and clothing and housing for free, and anyone in town could come to me when they need a robot or Contraption of some kind built, and I would also teach programming and political activism to kids. it would just be like "come to dragon's house he'll build you a cat feeder and teach your offspring to circumvent internet censorship." but instead we live in this shit tier universe where I have to have a normal job or I die

[everest-81]

I will 100% block a bitch I know I'm mutuals with if you're out here hating any gender do not fucking test me with that shit

[everest-81]

I am so fucking mad. If you boast about being a sexist dm me so we can meet up I will personally beat your ass IRL im dead serious

[everest-81]

I will 100% block a bitch I know I'm mutuals with if you're out here hating any gender do not fucking test me with that shit

[anglaised]

i feel like a bitch cracking down on it but after all ive seen working in this field i have almost no tolerance for the “perma skinny no eating” culture invading everything, u r literally giving urself brain damage, u need to get help, u r damning urself to torture when u become old, im gripping ur shoulder eat the fucking cupcake

[tsunflowers]

everyone in the thread is saying “dude that was ice posing as a census worker!” which is fucked up and evil and I hate it. so as a former census worker, some tips for distinguishing ice from real census workers

while the census conducts surveys outside of the decennial census every ten years, they will always notify you first, usually by mail. a census worker will not arrive at your residence if you have not already ignored a message from the census bureau

census data is organized by household rather than by individual. a census worker will not be looking for a specific person by name, they will be looking for the resident of a specific address

universities are required to submit data to the census bureau regarding students living in campus dormitories. a census worker will not approach a student living in a dorm for an interview

[mrsterlingeverything]

Use your coins to buy posts

[mrsterlingeverything]

Use your posts to win hoes

[mrsterlingeverything]

[littleguysdaily]

This was a Patreon Request

[littleguysdaily]

I'd like your attention for a moment, after some internal review we need to issue a rare rebalancing for Rocky.

NO CHUCKABILITY - We had not seen Rocky with earth-like gravity, and so needed to adjust for this oversight. NO BONES - We were unsure how to solve this, but after much deliberation, we have come to the conclusion that whatever Rocky has got ain't bones. MAX MEDIA LITERACY - We had an unchecked earth bias that clouded our judgement. Rocky's ability to adapt to a culture which is literally alien is extremely impressive. That they were chosen for such an important mission must mean that they are an exceptional Eridian, and their ability to communicate across such a wide gap should have easily gained them that third star.

[renthony]

Stop bringing your pet dogs to protests. Please. For the love of god. If you do not need the dog with you as a vital service animal, do not bring them, for the safety of the dog and the other attendees.

Even the best-trained dogs can react unpredictability to sudden chaos. On top of that, cops can and will shoot dogs if things get dicey. There are endless reports of dogs being brutalized by cops. This is not a new phenomenon.

If shit hits the fan, you need to be alert, aware, and not distracted by the dog's safety/behavior. What are you gonna do with your dog if the tear gas and rubber bullets get deployed? If a car barrels into the crowd? If someone tries to provoke your dog as an excuse to escalate violence?

A protest is not a block party. Leave your dogs at home where they belong.

[sagekuromi333]

was talking to an ex friend once about being disabled and was like “yeah, the government wants me dead” to which she responded “noooo dont say thatttt that’s not true :( “ and i just need people to fucking think critically before saying something they think will be comforting because what the fuck do you mean the government doesn’t want disabled people dead have you never fucking heard of EUGENICS