Oh, you fancy, huh?

[beaft]

me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

[libraryleopard]

well maybe i don't wanna work in a fast-paced, flexible environment that requires great verbal communication skills

[magpie-trove]

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

[that-stone-butch]

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

[elfwreck]

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

im like one of the grandparents who doesn’t get up in charlie and the chocolate factory

[sayahbayahboo]

One pool floatie to rule them all

[erumelde]

[dogpuppy]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[headspace-hotel]

Never thought I would consider the notion that Argentina is keeping Chile warm with its colossal ass.

[everythingfox]

Definitely

[mihai-florescu]

This is a message for Paul, 25 yo, who has his mom come do his laundry weekly: your mom's friend is roasting the fuck out of you at this sushi restaurant bro

[nikoisme]

I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[axmxz]

shoobies

[memewhore]

[rapidhighway]

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe