There is milk in the fuel tank.

You're always a clown if your life is a joke

[ooppo]

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[gramarye]

you know how some cats have insane neuroses and quirks. well my recently adopted cat Rosita, who is a former feral, was said to find toes and bare skin in general "suspicious" in her shelter description. i was like, oh okay, well my other cat attacks toes, cats do that sometimes i suppose

little did we know what this means is that she not only attacks toes but if she sees you with your ankles or bare arms out for example, there is a high chance she will slap you. she will literally just come up to you and slap you where your skin is showing unless its your face. she doesnt hiss or growl or anything she will just give you a disapproving slap or two i assume to voice her disagreement with how you present yourself

this cat wants you to cover your arms and ankles NOW. slut

[mavenmemnon]

judging you

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

[nyxwoven]

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

thats the one! thank you!

[ziggy-scardust]

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

[dysphoria-things]

(no beers in) do you guys think i'm redeemable

[charl0ttan]

dammit i was supposed to fix everything today

[thehappysmiler]

[gremalkinn]

This was the movie right guys

[burntcinnamonz]

[burntcinnamonz]

[rainbowmicapowder]

i don't think Mike decapitating balloon boy was in the script, I think Josh Hutcherson played fnaf 2 in preparation for the movie and that was his genuine reaction to seeing that fucker

[dykekarkat]

"imagine showing insert blank to a medieval peasant they'd die lol" personally i think if i saw the medieval peasant's night sky i'd start crying and never stop

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[t00thpasteface]

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

[sabis-posts]

How it feels to be a old gen fnaf fan that likes security breach, the movies, Michael's characterization in the movie or just anything new in general

[aqualish007]

LOSING MY MIND OVER THE PHOTOS IN THE AFTON HOUSE OH MY GOD

from 8-BIT Ryan's vlog!!

[mirrorbxlll-deactivated20251225]

Now it’s cannon that Vanessa was a Bunny in Halloween omg

[blooddr3g]

I've literally seen footage