I had an AI analyze a piece of erotic writing I'd done with a friend, and the section headers are so so funny to me
Like please that sounds like the title of a truly god-awful romance novel or something.
The Prophecy of the Ass?? You must be joking
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I had an AI analyze a piece of erotic writing I'd done with a friend, and the section headers are so so funny to me
Like please that sounds like the title of a truly god-awful romance novel or something.
The Prophecy of the Ass?? You must be joking
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scenario in my dream that almost made me cum in my sleep: guy rlllyyyy had to go pee, i offered to let him piss is my mouth, he starts to, gets hard, fucks my mouth and throat til he cums then goes back to pissing
getting fucked raw by a bunch of girls on an unsafe day, but they keep "pulling out" and not cumming inside, and in my delirious state of fucked stupid I don't even realize they're not even cumming at all and instead are just edging an even bigger load and making me wetter and wetter and waiting until I'm totally gone and whimpering incoherenty before they all take turns breeding me with huge pent up loads..
Group of friends that invite you round for a “movie night” just to pin you down and lock a vibrating & thrusting dildo in you.
Taking turns to make the toy come alive and turn you into a stuttering, babbling mess as you beg to cum but just before you can it gets turned off . They coo and laugh at you as you cry in desperation.
Maybe they’ll let you cum if you can use your mouth and get them all off … maybe
NEVER let men be masculine. hold the line soldiers
You guys are actually part of the reason why men think being feminine is terrible, weak, and bad. You guys just want men to act like 50s housewives with a woke leftist touch.
thinks about making men into 50s housewives and gets so horny i fall over and hit my head and bleed out on the pavement
Really had to pee but was too lazy to go all the way to the bathroom so I just pissed on the corner of my mattress and now I’m so horny 🥵🤤😵💫😫
I pissed there a couple days ago too and I’m thinking about just using that corner of my bed as a urinal…
Accidentally freaked out the group chat by getting extremely horny over Patrick Bateman when we watched American psycho tonight
violence is a kind of sex
ⓘ this user gets turned on by turning you on
*fantasizes about you disrespectfully*
ugh i don’t know if this is weird but it is so insanely hot to me when you try to be more dominant/assertive with someone who’s usually like that to you. and at first they’ll play along, maybe even encourage you a little, but soon enough they get sick of pretending and will have to put you back into your place, remind you how it’s really done, and how submissive you really are <3
I’m going to take that halo of yours and wrap it around your neck while I fuck you, angel.
I’m literally just trying to cum inside you quit fighting back
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been thinking about casual nudity/masturbation a lot lately. we're just chilling in the living room, talking about our day and maybe playing a board game. but im just fully naked, sitting on a dildo. it gets worked into the conversation sometimes for lighthearted jokes, but otherwise goes unmentioned. at least for a while... eventually my roommates might start groping my tits, telling me to move on the dildo, to start rubbing my clit. and i'd obey every word of it. i end up just focusing on getting myself off there, but they all just keep going about their day, like my exposed horniness is normal