head in the clouds

i'm not a girl, not yet a cat lady.

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[the-memedaddy]

[shapoodle]

If boy didn’t leave with a pastry I swear to G

[sandersstudies]

GUYS HE GOT HIS COOKIE, EVERYTHING IS OKAY

[clatterbane]

(Story)

[belladonnaforbrunch]

I’M INTERRUPTING YOUR FEED WITH A V IMPORTANT UPDATE

[focsle]

There is one patch of sunlight that falls in my apartment and every time I see it I think ‘a cat would look so good there.’

[focsle]

I got a cat and she found it.

[pipistrellus]

YOU WERE RIGHT

[gardenoffish]

Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them?????

[pcklesthings]

idk. how tall are you? cause that’ll tell you why you date tall people

[gardenoffish]

I’m 5'2

[pcklesthings]

you date tall people cause everyone is taller than you

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[phantomrose96]

The problem with the manic pixie dreamgirl trend in media is that it trains men to assume every girl they pass with a pretty dress, unusual hair, and sparkly eye-liner is some kind of deep and quirky and paradoxical nymph, which is complete erasure of girls like me, who are absolute gremlins.

There’s a certain point in conversations with guys when you can tell that’s what he’s thinking. He fell for the sparkly nails and the off-the-shoulder top and he’s expecting you to tell him how your dream is to bike across France with just the clothes on your back. How you like art museums because they feel like the beautiful preservation of long-dead artists’ souls. How you believe humans evolved sight in order to appreciate the infinitely unreachable cascade of stars above.

And at that point you’ve already lost. There’s no graceful way to clarify that you’re actually just a gremlin in a sundress, which you got for $14.99 on the clearance rack at Old Navy while trying to buy socks. That you actually don’t know anything about philosophy or whimsy or world-travel you get anxious taking the subway anywhere new. That you actually really have to go because you already have plans for the evening of lying in a blanket-burrito in bed watching a 49 minute Youtube video review of an anime you’ve never heard of.

The manic pixie dreamgirl trope is socially-anxious-dumbass erasure and i wont stand for it

[sigma-enigma]

I’m just a gremlin who found some contouring videos and a good phone filter.

[mollylele]

Here for anxious-dumbass-gremlin visibility.

[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[depsidase]

[omnamnamz]

yard sard’s cousin

[ink-pedia]

Sabrina Conde

[omnamnamz]

!!! 

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

so it turns out it’s easier to understand why they’re called eggplants before they’re ripe

[humunanunga]

[sickfuture]

[unclefather]

Thank you. I will

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[bollysnapped]

[weloveshortvideos]

[thebelfry]

this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream

[gabsrielala-deactivated20180826]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. The end of it omfg

[spacehunter-m]

Need for Speed (2014, dir. Scott Waugh)

[pinstripehourglass]

Are you telling me this isn’t from breaking bad

[adulthoodisokay]

THIS ISN’T FROM BREAKING BAD?????

[gif87a-com]

[insomniac-arrest]

tumblr: on cats

[awwww-cute]

The moment my dog (and husband) realized I was in the car beside him

[setheverman]

Your dog and husband look so happy. Who the hell is that guy with glasses tho?