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𝒈𝒐𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒅

[imadeoutwithmikeywayonwarpedtour]

[kittybunprincess]

“I could fix her” well actually I like evil women and I’ll let her commit crimes in the name of love

[beetleandfox]

I really want to keep Blanc’s backstory a mystery, but if they ever do show us Blanc’s family on screen i hope they’re all played by iconic British actors with thick southern accents. let Ian McKellen and Judi Dench play Blanc’s parents. they’ve been cast as posh British people for so long. let them be free

[socialistexan]

Texas has filled a bill to ban transition care for Texans of any age. This is not a drill.

It was not and never was about "protecting kids."

They are coming for us all.

[socialistexan]

And before anyone says anything about "well that says public funds, if you private pay or have private insurance, you'll be fine!"

Well HB 41, HB 122, and HB 250 would also ban private health insurance from covering transition related care in the state of Texas.

We're past the what ifs and gotchas, this is real. They're coming after us. Help us, we're tiny population under extreme pressure, we need allies to put up or shut up.

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

Have A Nice Day!

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

[nb-tomfool]

This post radiates positive energy

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

HAVE A NICE DAY

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[godofexplosions]

Gotta reblog again

Go have a nice day everyone ☀️

[drharleyquinn-medicinewoman]

Go have a nice day. The very stylish and coordinated Asian men told you so. 

[compostboy]

If you mute the video and turn on your own music you can have them dance to whatever you’d like!

[bundibird]

"It wasnt the real mona lisa bc the real mona lisa was painted on wood and thats clearly canvass" versus "It was the real Mona Lisa, just suspend your disbelief for a second" --- fam. Both options are good. Both options are great.

Either it was the real mona lisa, in which case, Miles Bron is a murdering idea-stealing phony who will be forever known as the guy who destroyed THEE mona lisa, and there is absolutely no coming back from that ----

OR, it was a fake, bc the museum was like "lmfao this joker thinks we'd loan him the ACTUAL mona lisa? Ahahahahaha" in which case, there's all the initial press coverage of the explosion and the shitty fuel and the murders and then the revelation that THEE MONA LISA was destroyed on Miles Bron's watch, and all of that plays out across the media, and THEN!!! the Lourve gets to step forward saying "dont worrry guys. We never gave him the real painting. We didn't trust him with it. We gave him a fake and he never noticed," which the media would have a FIELD DAY with, because it's like the resurrection of Jesus only with a painting, instead of a person, and also, the whole thing is funny as FUCK, bc they gave him a fake and he didnt notice, and also-also, clearly the Lourve was ahead of the curve when it came to recognising Miles' stupidity, and it'll stay in the media for WEEKS, that Miles was conned by the lourve and clearly they were right to trick him because LOOK WHAT HAPPENED to the fake Mona lisa, PLUS of course all the rest of the stuff like the 2 murders and the hydrogen fuel and the idea theft and etc.

Like?? There's no losing here. Both options are great. If it was real, then he'll never live it down, and if it was fake, he'll never live it down. Either way: fantastic

[funnytwittertweets]

[florencemachines]

#same energy

The princess Diaries (2001) // Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)

+bonus

[creekfiend]

Ok so the thing about reading like books which are “predictable” is that I, a story enjoyer, go completely bonkers about it bc its like Enrichment in my Enclosure. A scene parallels another earlier scene between different characters thus serving to highlight the differences in their views and priorities???? A line makes me think “hmmm I bet that’s gonna be relevant later” ends up being relevant later????? I am a tiger chewing ice cubes out of a pumpkin. I’m so so happy. Please foreshadow more things. Throw the completely anticipateable plot beats at me like catnip mousies!!!!!

[creekfiend]

YEAH!!!!!!

[gayahithwen]

When I see a rifle on the wall, I want to see that rifle being fired! I’m literally on the sidelines shouting “Chekov! The gun! Get the gun, Chekov!”

[ryttu3k]

[mysteryteacup]

This is how reading and writing is supposed to work.

(Just a reminder for all the people who have forgotten that because “shock value”. Shocks aren’t valuable. Chewing on icecubes and pumpkins that you were able to tell have icecubes in them is.)

[ohmyoverland]

my favorite part of glass onion is how mad Benoit Blanc gets when he realizes he’s not in an impossible mystery but in fact dealing with the dumbest string of blundered crimes ever committed

[pickleston]

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i don’t wanna be a killjoy because while andrew tate getting arrested after leaking his own location in an attempt to “clapback” at greta thuberg for ratioing him when he attempted to bait her IS objectively hilarious it’s kind of worrysome that the general response to that has been “wow greta thunberg totally DESTROYED andrew tate, i’m so proud of gen z “ and not “isn’t  it horrifying that a girl who’s been getting sexually harrased by grown men since she was a literal child has been having to constantly defend herself because noone else seems to want to”

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i distinctly remembering greta saying something like “stop looking to young people to fix all your problems, you’ve stolen my childhood” and all anyone seemed to get out of that was “wow gen z is amazing, they’re gonna save the world!!!” somehow.

[lazywonderlvnd]

this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day

[zaza-expert]

Same energy

[pathos-logical]

[ID: Image one is a tweet by Adam Cerious @Browtweaten that reads:

friend: I was named after my father

me: *aware of how time flows* correct

Image two is a tweet by kie @kieransofar that reads:

me: do you have any kids?

date: one son that’s just under two

me: yah i know how to count. End ID]

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually

[trashboat]

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

[trashboat]

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

[trashboat]

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it

[catchymemes]

[hymnofvalefor]

[pansexualandnervous]

He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣

[musicalhell]

I know this is about ecological balance and population control but I can’t help but imagine those wolves are on a covert mission to assassinate moose extremists or some shit

[tombsaint]

on death with 1. lilies abounded, @petfurniture, twitter; 2. frances molina, “o’death”