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The worst part of Pride each year is riding the subway late at night and seeing the gay guys, mostly the ones riding by themselves, slowly take off their rainbow stickers and beads and what-not in preparation for their walk alone in their neighborhood, doing their best to prevent the off-chance of being jumped. I saw one guy with a flag in his bag turn it upside down so it wouldnât poke out.
So yeah, fuck that heterosexual pride day nonsense.
This is the saddest god damn thing Iâve read in awhile, mostly because I literally remember peeling my stickers off on my way home too for this reasonÂ
Two years ago in Budapest the organizers didnât let anyone leave the place until we dropped all the rainbow flags into the trash cans and popped out the balloons, because people were waiting outside the cordons to get and beat us. Sadly the situation was so bad that even without the flags, we couldnât leave for a good two hours after the event anyway. There were hundreds of people just waiting to be able to get home safely, but we simply couldnât walk out of the place because of those assholes. In the end, the police made us leave in smaller groups via subway. They closed down the stations closest to ours, so we could avoid running into the people waiting us outside. This was in Budapest, in Europe, 2014. I hate this world we live in.
And this is why #heterosexualpride makes me so angry.
I know this kid who was leaving Pride, trying so badly to rub off the rainbow paint on his cheek because his dad was abusive and didnât know he was gay or at pride. I was on the bus with him and he was close to tears, he cheek red, and I had my make up bag and there was a packet of wet wipes, so I went up and sat next to him and helped him rub it off. Weâve been best friends ever since.
Heterosexual pride my ass
This is so fucking important. There are way too many human beings that are so ashamed of who they are because people just canât accept diversity and itâs so sad. you canât be fucking butt hurt when people celebrate minorities and people that have been suppressed, rather than groups that are wildly accepted and loved. Donât try and take away from someoneâs fucking happiness. Check. Your. Fucking. Privilege.
Iâll go to my first lgbt pride event saturday and Iâm fucking planning my outfit not to be too âlgbtâ, because Iâm going there by bus + subway and Iâm so afraid I wonât be able to enjoy this day because of my fear of not being safe.
So fuck you anyone who thinks heterosexual pride is okay
I have a rainbow pin that I wear on my T-shirt or a backpack when I go out to a bigger city. Iâm taking it down the moment I start approaching my home
Torn between not wanting to talk to you so I can get over you and wanting to talk to you a lot because I am not over you
i basically assume that people donât like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
my opinions on racism will always be limited as Iâm from a position of white privilege, so whilst itâs so important to call out racial inequality and oppression when I see it, itâs also important for me to recognise that my voice should not shout over those who have actually experienced racism and have a far better understanding of how it operates then I ever will
so many people on tumblr dont seem to get this
All my white followers take a gander
If the Titanic sunk today.
Because smartphones would resist the rigours of falling into the North Atlantic, apparently Â
one of those people survive and sell their footage to media for shitloads of money, thatâs just good business. maybe if some of yall old fucks had the internet you could have googled how to make a boat that doesnât fuckin sink
You know what I fucking love about this fucking picture? When I was a kid I was fucking obsessed with the Titanic. I am talking borderline autistic special interest levels of fucking obsessed. AND I JUST SO HAPPEN to still have my first edition copy of A Night To Remember by Walter Lord.
In this book is a small section of photographs and whatnot to do with the Titanic. And there is one particularly fucking relevant one that I have taken the liberty of snapping for you all:
This man, Leo Hyland, sat in a lifeboat and watched as the ship went down. He did this sketch because he wanted to capture that moment in an image so people would understand what happened. So that they can see what he saw in that moment. It is a most fundamental form of human goodness to wish to share our experiences and our feelings with others and to connect with them. It is no less noble to document your life through a smartphone than it is through a sketchpad. If youâre on a boat that fucking sinks and you survive? Show me your pictures to show you were there and you survived to tell your story. Fuck these preening, pseudo-intellectual ballbags that say otherwise, because they quite clearly donât have a fucking clue what theyâre talking about other than trying to express the stance that they think theyâre better than other people because they donât have a facebook and have literally fuck all to say or show about their lives other than an inflated sense of self-importance and worth. Â
In a tear-jerkingly horrifying episode of Dr. Phil, a victim of an elite pedophile ring exposes the sadistic and terrifying reality of #pedogate.
I wasnât expecting to see this on mainstream TV!
Holy shit you guys
This deserves to be read, so Iâm copying the article into my reblog.
Kendall explains that she was born to be a sex slave, as her parents intentionally had her for the trafficker she calls her âowner.â Kendall says that her parents sold her at birth to an elite pedophile ring that serviced some of the worldâs power elite, describing her first memories as being passed around groups of rich and prominent men and women for them to âtake turnsâ with her for sadistic sexual pleasure.
Making her first public appearance after escaping from the man she calls her âowner,â Kendall describes being forced to participate in actions that shock the conscience. She explains that she was forced to rape children as young as 5- years-old, and even admits to having been forced to kill a baby by the human trafficker she describes as her âowner.âKendall says that she can tell the difference between kids born into sexual slavery and ones that have been kidnapped, as the ones born into it are more docile and less upset as it is the only reality they have ever known. When Dr. Phil asks how old she thinks she was when she was first raped, Kendall explains that it was âbefore I could talk â I was used to it by the time I was 2.â
She says she doesnât even know her actual age, as she has been a sex slave her entire life, being trafficked around the globe to be molested and raped by the societal elites â including high ranking law enforcement official, major sports franchise owners and even high level U.S. politicians.
She describes having birthed 3 children while in captivity, all of which have been taken from her by her owner/trafficker, and are believed by Kendall to now be child sex slaves themselves.
âI was allowed to get pregnant, because men paid for that,â Kendall said.
Kendall notes that the pedophiles she came into contact with over the years were extremely wealthy â often âpillars of the communityâ â with some even owning private islands or large pieces of land.
âThey would buy us just to hunt us,â she said.
She recalls one of her most fearful memories was that of the pedophiles hosting a âhunting partyâ on one of their large private plots of lands, making numerous children run and hide in fear, as they were the âpreyâ to be hunted. The pedophiles would then hunt the children as they ran and hid in fear â raping and torturing them when they were captured.
The activities described by this woman are so profoundly disturbing they can be almost hard to believe, but Dr. Phil confirms that his team not only investigated Kendallâs case for four months, but also consulted with law enforcement experts who confirmed her story. Dr. Phil said he â100% believesâ that she is telling the truth.
In a damning indictment of the power-elite, Kendall described how the pedophile politicians would adorn her in designer clothes, well groomed hair and makeup to give the appearance of class and sophistication. She explains that she and other children were often hung from cages suspended from the ceiling, and that they were often drugged before being transported in the darkness of night.
She claims that she was trafficked to pedophile politicians, and taken to political parties attended by high-level politicians who used her for their personal pleasure. The politicians always took great care to hide what they were doing, according to Kendall, who confirmed that there are many elite U.S. politicians that have been engaged in raping children for many years â a reality that has consistently been covered up and completely hidden from voters.
Perhaps the reason these crimes have been so steadfastly hidden from public view, is that high-level law enforcement officials have also been implicated as being part of the elite pedophile network.
This is just the latest case to emerge in what is now being called #PedoGate. #PedoGate refers to an international pedophile ring composed of politicians and other high profile societal elites.
After President Trump held a press conference last month, in which he detailed his plans to go after the victims of the âhuman trafficking epidemic,â former U.S. Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney weighed in on the subject, noting that going after child predators will lead to the downfall of both Republicans and Democrats in the United States â as this problem goes all the way to the top.
As the Free Thought Project has consistently pointed out, pedophilia among the global elite is rampant.
In December, we reported on the massive child sex ring that was exposed in Norway. That investigation quickly led to arrests of â51 people, all men, (who) are so far involved in the case. 24 of them come from Hordaland and Sogn og Fjordane. Twenty-six come from other areas of Norway, from Southeast to Finnmark in the north. Among the accused offenders, there is also one Swedish national. Two politicians, one Labor politician from Oslo and a former national Progress Party (FrP) politician from Eastern Norway are involved in the case.â One is also a kindergarten teacher, and four of the 51 arrested were perpetrators in the video evidence collected.
In February, the Free Thought Project reported on the fact that the police chief recently came forward and confirmed that the former Prime Minister of England, Sir Edward Heath, had raped dozens of children. The department also noted how those within the government helped cover up these crimes.
We previously reported on the high-profile elite pedophilia scandal that gripped the U.K. â with its thousands of victims â being unceremoniously swept under the rug, which is indicative of the scope and breadth of the actual problem. In fact, the problem is so rampant in England that officials issued an order last month to stop naming streets and landmarks after local heroes and politicians because they could later be exposed as pedophiles.
In the case of the U.K. Inquiry, historical abuse by politically connected elites, celebrities, and politicians was brought to light â with an official inquiry being started â only to have the inquiry âcrumbleâ after heavy pressure was exerted by highly placed power brokers within the U.K. establishment.
This was almost the exact same scenario as what took place in the United States in what became known as the Franklin child sex ring coverup â which involved high level Republicans during the George H.W. Bush administration. Once the FBI took over the investigation from state authorities, it turned into a witch hunt to persecute the child victims â going so far as to charge them with perjury in a successful attempt to scare the other 70+ victims to recant their testimony regarding the child sex ring.
While the story received a small measure of newspaper coverage, there was a complete blackout of the scandal by the mass media, thus most Americans have never heard about this scandal that reached all the way to the White House.
Domestically, there are relatively few high-level arrests, as anytime âthe eliteâ are mentioned alongside the term âpedophile,â the Praetorian guard, aka the corporate media, shout down all those who dare pose any questions about those in power abusing the most vulnerable among us.
For example former U.S. Speaker of the House of Representatives, Dennis Hastert, a known serial child rapist, was never charged for his numerous crimes against children, which the FBI knew about, and had evidence of, for over a decade.
According to FBI whistleblower Sibel Edmonds:
Since 1996 the FBI has had tons of information on Hastert which was gathered in Chicago by the FBIâs Chicago Field Office. The incriminating criminal evidence in those files range from bribery, extortion, fraud, money laundering and embezzlement, to sexual crimes against minors and participation in foreign-operated drug operations.
Since 1997 the FBI has had much hard evidence on Hastert gathered by the FBIâs Washington Field Office. The documented deeds range from espionage to foreign bribery.
But thatâs not all. The FBI also has had hard data on Hastertâs sexual violations outside the United States. The involved countries include Vietnam, Thailand, Turkey and Morocco, among others. This also included sexual favors as means of foreign bribery. Interestingly, the CIA had been documenting those sexual activities for many years, and not only on Hastert but on many others; elected and appointed.
So, when corporate media tells you #PizzaGate is fake news and that investigating whether Denny Hastertâs good friend, John Podesta, is involved in some way with pedophilia â given his close friendship with Hastert, proclivity for strange art featuring nude children and strange code words found in his leaked emails â it shouldnât be shouted down as âfake news,â but investigated instead.
It seems that American politicians and their political cronies are virtually untouchable in the ivory towers of government. Since January of 2017 over 1,500 pedophiles and human traffickers have been arrested. However, the power-elite operating these child sexual slavery rings have not been among them⊠yet.
Here are the YouTube videos embedded in the article:
Woman Claims Parents Sold Her To An International Sex Trafficking Organization â At Birth â The Dr. Phil Show
Woman Claims Parents Sold Her To Sex Trafficker And Said âIt Was The Best Thing For Meâ Â Â â The Dr. Phil Show
Reported Human Trafficking Survivor Claims She Was Forced To Have Sex Before She Could Talk â The Dr. Phil Show
Why A Reported Survivor Of Sex Trafficking Claims She Was âAllowedâ To Get Pregnant Multiple Times â The Dr. Phil Show
Reported Survivor Of Human Trafficking Ring Claims Some Clients âWould Buy Us Just To Hunt Usâ â The Dr. Phil Show
Dr Phil - March 21, 2017 - Child Trafficking Victim Comes Forward â The Silentist (full show, 42 min)
BLOW THIS UP AND BURN IT ALL DOWN.
This is so disgustingly disturbing but not at all surprising. Hang them all.
please please please share and spread this far and wideÂ
In a tear-jerkingly horrifying episode of Dr. Phil, a victim of an elite pedophile ring exposes the sadistic and terrifying reality of #pedogate.
I wasnât expecting to see this on mainstream TV!
Holy shit you guys
This deserves to be read, so Iâm copying the article into my reblog.
Kendall explains that she was born to be a sex slave, as her parents intentionally had her for the trafficker she calls her âowner.â Kendall says that her parents sold her at birth to an elite pedophile ring that serviced some of the worldâs power elite, describing her first memories as being passed around groups of rich and prominent men and women for them to âtake turnsâ with her for sadistic sexual pleasure.
Making her first public appearance after escaping from the man she calls her âowner,â Kendall describes being forced to participate in actions that shock the conscience. She explains that she was forced to rape children as young as 5- years-old, and even admits to having been forced to kill a baby by the human trafficker she describes as her âowner.âKendall says that she can tell the difference between kids born into sexual slavery and ones that have been kidnapped, as the ones born into it are more docile and less upset as it is the only reality they have ever known. When Dr. Phil asks how old she thinks she was when she was first raped, Kendall explains that it was âbefore I could talk â I was used to it by the time I was 2.â
She says she doesnât even know her actual age, as she has been a sex slave her entire life, being trafficked around the globe to be molested and raped by the societal elites â including high ranking law enforcement official, major sports franchise owners and even high level U.S. politicians.
She describes having birthed 3 children while in captivity, all of which have been taken from her by her owner/trafficker, and are believed by Kendall to now be child sex slaves themselves.
âI was allowed to get pregnant, because men paid for that,â Kendall said.
Kendall notes that the pedophiles she came into contact with over the years were extremely wealthy â often âpillars of the communityâ â with some even owning private islands or large pieces of land.
âThey would buy us just to hunt us,â she said.
She recalls one of her most fearful memories was that of the pedophiles hosting a âhunting partyâ on one of their large private plots of lands, making numerous children run and hide in fear, as they were the âpreyâ to be hunted. The pedophiles would then hunt the children as they ran and hid in fear â raping and torturing them when they were captured.
The activities described by this woman are so profoundly disturbing they can be almost hard to believe, but Dr. Phil confirms that his team not only investigated Kendallâs case for four months, but also consulted with law enforcement experts who confirmed her story. Dr. Phil said he â100% believesâ that she is telling the truth.
In a damning indictment of the power-elite, Kendall described how the pedophile politicians would adorn her in designer clothes, well groomed hair and makeup to give the appearance of class and sophistication. She explains that she and other children were often hung from cages suspended from the ceiling, and that they were often drugged before being transported in the darkness of night.
She claims that she was trafficked to pedophile politicians, and taken to political parties attended by high-level politicians who used her for their personal pleasure. The politicians always took great care to hide what they were doing, according to Kendall, who confirmed that there are many elite U.S. politicians that have been engaged in raping children for many years â a reality that has consistently been covered up and completely hidden from voters.
Perhaps the reason these crimes have been so steadfastly hidden from public view, is that high-level law enforcement officials have also been implicated as being part of the elite pedophile network.
This is just the latest case to emerge in what is now being called #PedoGate. #PedoGate refers to an international pedophile ring composed of politicians and other high profile societal elites.
After President Trump held a press conference last month, in which he detailed his plans to go after the victims of the âhuman trafficking epidemic,â former U.S. Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney weighed in on the subject, noting that going after child predators will lead to the downfall of both Republicans and Democrats in the United States â as this problem goes all the way to the top.
As the Free Thought Project has consistently pointed out, pedophilia among the global elite is rampant.
In December, we reported on the massive child sex ring that was exposed in Norway. That investigation quickly led to arrests of â51 people, all men, (who) are so far involved in the case. 24 of them come from Hordaland and Sogn og Fjordane. Twenty-six come from other areas of Norway, from Southeast to Finnmark in the north. Among the accused offenders, there is also one Swedish national. Two politicians, one Labor politician from Oslo and a former national Progress Party (FrP) politician from Eastern Norway are involved in the case.â One is also a kindergarten teacher, and four of the 51 arrested were perpetrators in the video evidence collected.
In February, the Free Thought Project reported on the fact that the police chief recently came forward and confirmed that the former Prime Minister of England, Sir Edward Heath, had raped dozens of children. The department also noted how those within the government helped cover up these crimes.
We previously reported on the high-profile elite pedophilia scandal that gripped the U.K. â with its thousands of victims â being unceremoniously swept under the rug, which is indicative of the scope and breadth of the actual problem. In fact, the problem is so rampant in England that officials issued an order last month to stop naming streets and landmarks after local heroes and politicians because they could later be exposed as pedophiles.
In the case of the U.K. Inquiry, historical abuse by politically connected elites, celebrities, and politicians was brought to light â with an official inquiry being started â only to have the inquiry âcrumbleâ after heavy pressure was exerted by highly placed power brokers within the U.K. establishment.
This was almost the exact same scenario as what took place in the United States in what became known as the Franklin child sex ring coverup â which involved high level Republicans during the George H.W. Bush administration. Once the FBI took over the investigation from state authorities, it turned into a witch hunt to persecute the child victims â going so far as to charge them with perjury in a successful attempt to scare the other 70+ victims to recant their testimony regarding the child sex ring.
While the story received a small measure of newspaper coverage, there was a complete blackout of the scandal by the mass media, thus most Americans have never heard about this scandal that reached all the way to the White House.
Domestically, there are relatively few high-level arrests, as anytime âthe eliteâ are mentioned alongside the term âpedophile,â the Praetorian guard, aka the corporate media, shout down all those who dare pose any questions about those in power abusing the most vulnerable among us.
For example former U.S. Speaker of the House of Representatives, Dennis Hastert, a known serial child rapist, was never charged for his numerous crimes against children, which the FBI knew about, and had evidence of, for over a decade.
According to FBI whistleblower Sibel Edmonds:
Since 1996 the FBI has had tons of information on Hastert which was gathered in Chicago by the FBIâs Chicago Field Office. The incriminating criminal evidence in those files range from bribery, extortion, fraud, money laundering and embezzlement, to sexual crimes against minors and participation in foreign-operated drug operations.
Since 1997 the FBI has had much hard evidence on Hastert gathered by the FBIâs Washington Field Office. The documented deeds range from espionage to foreign bribery.
But thatâs not all. The FBI also has had hard data on Hastertâs sexual violations outside the United States. The involved countries include Vietnam, Thailand, Turkey and Morocco, among others. This also included sexual favors as means of foreign bribery. Interestingly, the CIA had been documenting those sexual activities for many years, and not only on Hastert but on many others; elected and appointed.
So, when corporate media tells you #PizzaGate is fake news and that investigating whether Denny Hastertâs good friend, John Podesta, is involved in some way with pedophilia â given his close friendship with Hastert, proclivity for strange art featuring nude children and strange code words found in his leaked emails â it shouldnât be shouted down as âfake news,â but investigated instead.
It seems that American politicians and their political cronies are virtually untouchable in the ivory towers of government. Since January of 2017 over 1,500 pedophiles and human traffickers have been arrested. However, the power-elite operating these child sexual slavery rings have not been among them⊠yet.
Here are the YouTube videos embedded in the article:
Woman Claims Parents Sold Her To An International Sex Trafficking Organization â At Birth â The Dr. Phil Show
Woman Claims Parents Sold Her To Sex Trafficker And Said âIt Was The Best Thing For Meâ Â Â â The Dr. Phil Show
Reported Human Trafficking Survivor Claims She Was Forced To Have Sex Before She Could Talk â The Dr. Phil Show
Why A Reported Survivor Of Sex Trafficking Claims She Was âAllowedâ To Get Pregnant Multiple Times â The Dr. Phil Show
Reported Survivor Of Human Trafficking Ring Claims Some Clients âWould Buy Us Just To Hunt Usâ â The Dr. Phil Show
Dr Phil - March 21, 2017 - Child Trafficking Victim Comes Forward â The Silentist (full show, 42 min)
BLOW THIS UP AND BURN IT ALL DOWN.
This is so disgustingly disturbing but not at all surprising. Hang them all.
please please please share and spread this far and wideÂ
the signs as fake quotes my weird cousin has attributed to famous authors
aries: as oscar Wilde once famously said, âfuck menâ
taurus: i believe it was percy shelley who wrote âwhy cry over spilled milk when instead u could cry over everythingâ
gemini: you can lead a horse to water, but u canât make the horse drink that fucking water if it wants vodka instead. sun tzu said that.
cancer: yâknow, steinbeck once screamed âdeath to capitalismâ while setting himself on fire, and i couldnât agree more.
leo: i was trying to think of a hemingway quote, but thankfully i just remembered that i donât give a shit about hemingway
virgo: Flintstone vitamins are for losers. William shakespeare.
libra:Â did you know that that nicki minaj took the lyrics âi beez in the trapâ straight from jane austenâs iconic 1813 novel pride and Prejudice?
scorpio: maya angelou actually invented the acronym NSFW, did u know that? âNot Safe From Whitesâ. theyâre coming
sagittarius: the most inspirational thing walt whitman ever said was âdance like nobodyâs watchingâ that man was a poet
capricorn: âbe there or beâŠgay! lol jk donât be gayâ ~ the bible, chapter 5 verse 17
aquarius: honey, as Faulkner said once, âeat shit mark twainâ. words to live by
pisces: nietzsche once said that dante was a âhyena that wrote poetry on tombsâ and iâm not making that shit up because nothing is funnier than that
the signs as fake quotes my weird cousin has attributed to famous authors
aries: as oscar Wilde once famously said, âfuck menâ
taurus: i believe it was percy shelley who wrote âwhy cry over spilled milk when instead u could cry over everythingâ
gemini: you can lead a horse to water, but u canât make the horse drink that fucking water if it wants vodka instead. sun tzu said that.
cancer: yâknow, steinbeck once screamed âdeath to capitalismâ while setting himself on fire, and i couldnât agree more.
leo: i was trying to think of a hemingway quote, but thankfully i just remembered that i donât give a shit about hemingway
virgo: Flintstone vitamins are for losers. William shakespeare.
libra:Â did you know that that nicki minaj took the lyrics âi beez in the trapâ straight from jane austenâs iconic 1813 novel pride and Prejudice?
scorpio: maya angelou actually invented the acronym NSFW, did u know that? âNot Safe From Whitesâ. theyâre coming
sagittarius: the most inspirational thing walt whitman ever said was âdance like nobodyâs watchingâ that man was a poet
capricorn: âbe there or beâŠgay! lol jk donât be gayâ ~ the bible, chapter 5 verse 17
aquarius: honey, as Faulkner said once, âeat shit mark twainâ. words to live by
pisces: nietzsche once said that dante was a âhyena that wrote poetry on tombsâ and iâm not making that shit up because nothing is funnier than that
story time.
the look in your eyes is what gets me.
âso i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i screamâ
DEAD
âStory time.
I have this one white friend.
And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, Iâm not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] Sheâs not even my friend, sheâs just someone I know. Okay, whatever, âkay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and sheâs like,
âJenny, what are you?â and, you know, thatâs like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] âwhat FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously youâre not from here.â And Iâm like, âum, Iâm Chinese.â
And sheâs like âWhat? Youâre Chinese?â
And Iâm like, âYeah, I donât know why thatâs so much of a surprise.â
And sheâs like âWell, I thought you said you were Asian.â
And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are⊠I, I canât, I canât, I canât even⊠you know, whatever.
So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: âYou know, China, China, you see, the country that Iâm from, is a part of Asia.â
And sheâs like, âWhereâs Asia?â
[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.
And I say, âWell, Asia consists of, you know..â and I list the different Asian countries and sheâs like âWhaat?â
And Iâm like [sarcastically] itâs, itâs this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. Itâs a continent! And sheâs like âA continent?â
And Iâm like âYes.â
And she goes, âso itâs not a country?â
Iâm like, âNo.â
And sheâs like âWhatâs the difference?â
And Iâm like [deep breath] âAmerica, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but theyâre also CanadianâŠâ
And sheâs like âI donât understand.â
And Iâm like âItâs okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chineseâ and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.â
@gueyaba mood asdfghjl
i had to pause this for 5 minutes bc i couldnât stop laughing