onamodern

a confined brain translated into words and images.  

[co-del]

The only two emotions

[velichors]

friend: i’ll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

[victorious]

Wait for it…

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[e-bae]

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

[raddestofmadz]

if you don’t hype your dog up when you walk in the door you don’t deserve to have one

[lordarthcaedus-deactivated20150]

[boihedonist-deactivated20171216]

LMFAO Bill wild for this

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

Bill bout to fuck

[wtfced]

ready to risk it all

[thatfineassaliengirl-deactivate]

Quote some scientific facts, always gets you panties!

[hiphopandanime-deactivated20190]

Bill Nye All In Your Eye

[bitchycode]

[sseureki]

#for those wondering why catfish is in it’s seventh season #this is why

[dyxuxryzzto]

I can’t

[luckyluxbaby-deactivated2018090]

This man really thought a gorgeous porn star would be pen pal-ing with his ass 😂

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Walking into 2018 like…“ - Roy Purdy

[chonce]

does anyone else’s mom or dad just watch murder/crime shows all the time or is it just mine

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn

[no-chill-at-all]

[justjames]

tired all day wide awake at night

[brucebocchi]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Some people just wanna see the world burn