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may12324

lets do a poll! who would you romance of the sapphic inspired fairy tale characters?

himbo frog princess

milf evil queen - from snow white

goth sleeping beauty

beefy wood cutter - from red riding hood

soft and sweet Rapunzel

mysterious Little Mermaid

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2023

may12324

As a treat, here is a better look at the milf evil queen 😌

yandere-angela

i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages

chick (english) - baby chicken Schnecke (german) - snail/slug sild (danish) - herring fıstık (turkish) - pistachio тёлочка (russian) - heifer ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow

yandere-angela

jheselbraum

Girls night

onceuponadoge

Starring Jared Padogelecki, Dogesen Ackles, and Misha Dogeins

catchymemes

onceuponadoge

Benedoge Cumberbatch and Martin Freedoge

much sherlock

very cumberbatch

so moffat

wow

amaze

imbeingtauntedbyachild

northern-punk-lad

I need UK journalists to not show 43 degrees is not beach weather like people are gonna die

Americans do not interact

a-girl-with-sparkling-lies

Im Australian, and 43C is NOT beach weather. That is VERY hot, even for us, but for the UK its apocalyptic. At 43C you should not even be going outside if you can help it, treating it like beach weather is a one way ticket to heatstroke.

maratrashcan-deactivated2025101

I agree with not going outside for long periods of time but you will have to plan something to reduce the heat within your households. Especially if your house is designed to retain heat

kipplekipple

Fans pointed at open windows will pull out hot air and allow it to circulate - don't put them IN the window, leave some room by the side for extra air to get drawn in.

If you can't afford cold packs (and if you can, stock up on some NOW), get some ziplock bags and freeze them, with wet washcloths or ripped up towel inside. You want them to be ready in the freezer when you need them. Wrap them in a tea towel and put them on your wrists and ankles.

A big bowl of ice water in front of a fan will blow cold air into the room and make a massive difference. Again, if you don't have ice cube trays get some and freeze them *now*, don't wait until you're already in trouble (although I am melting at quarter past nine but my thermoregulation is bollocks so I don't know if that's the heat or just the me). If you can't afford to get any, clean out empty yoghurt pots or Tupperware or whatever you have that can hold water. Even if you end up with a giant ice cube from a lunchbox, it'll help.

Even just opening two windows at a crack will allow some air circulation - I sometimes prop open my bedroom door and leave the bathroom door open, both windows are locked at a crack because of the cats but it creates a nice little line of wind along the landing.

If you're someone who needs something on them to sleep, take your duvet out of the cover and just use the cover.

Remember that water acts as a lens - you do NOT want to wear a wet t shirt in the burning sun. I did this when I was 8 and if I tan on my back you can still see the scars.

Read the instructions for sunscreen carefully, and use the highest spf you can find. Reapply as per the instructions. If you get burned, Malibu do an amazing aloe-based spray on after sun, I got mine from Savers for 3 quid and it lasts ages. I keep it and any other after sun in the fridge, which means it's incredibly lovely to put on. Aloe is magic for burns so definitely gravitate towards that if you can. My son got badly burned (he's ginger, he went to an outdoor pool and they forgot to give him sunscreen) and he's had 2 helpings of it and you wouldn't believe how much better he is (he couldn't even really wear a shirt).

Make sure your pets have plenty of fresh cold water to drink, and if they usually have dry food consider giving them some wet food for one of their meals (cats are notoriously not always great drinkers but wet food will get them some liquid). Keep the curtains and/or blinds closed in south-facing rooms. I have blackout curtains in the front room and the front bedroom (my son's) and they make a MASSIVE difference to the heat. Make sure pets have access to these cooler spaces if you can create them.

Keep oven/hob use to a minimum if you can. I like making a massive pot of something that can be reheated in the microwave if necessary - the oven especially adds a lot of heat. Or get some wraps and ham and cheese and eat those.

Cordial or fruit juice can be better than water if you're sweating a lot. Cordial is cheap as chips. Salty snacks are also good.

Go to Iceland and buy a billion lolly ices. It's especially a good way to make sure kids stay hydrated.

mav-exe

I realize op asked for Americans not to interact, and whether or not they're being cheeky, I feel obligated to reblog this to save lives.

That temperature is absolutely murder, even moreso with humidity.

Please, be safe and stay hydrated!

embodiedfutures

For reference, 43 degrees celsius is roughly equivalent to 109.4 degrees fahrenheit. That’s bad.

modmad

this thread on twitter has some excellent advice too that I can attest to working wonderfully!

moonrver

Just adding: if you are using any sort of retinol or accutane skincare treatment, or antidepressants and anti anxiety medicine please PLEASE wear factor 50 or you WILL damage your skin. This is applies to everyone, my housemate is from southern India and has a very dark complexion but bc he is on accutane he got so sunburned.

Basically check all of your meds and skincare and check if they increase photosensitivity

inheroes--wetrust

every single narrator in the locked tomb series is insane in a totally different way but the one single thing they can all agree on is that camilla hect is a literally flawless human being. can't wait for alecto the ten thousand year old death of god to contemplate destroying the entire universe but then meet cam and be like hmm. maybe some people should be allowed to live actually.

archived1998-deactivated2024030

FUCK YOU whoever told me there was a morbius meal at mcdonald’s i just embarrassed myself in front of the alt girl cashier with 3 nose piercings

eerna

And I tried to get you back through sheer force of hope, sheer force of want.

Apparently my new thing is Never Finishing Anything but that’s ok these books are chaotic enough to take it

#the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #<- for my cataloguing refs lol #eernart #eerna comic

Had to do it

#check please #omgcp #omgcheckplease #doge please #eric bittle #jack zimmermann #zimbits #shitty knight #ransom #justin oluransi #holster #adam birkholtz #bitty #gay hockey hell #omg check please

what dis??!1!!1!

how happen?!?! wher come from?!/1/1 wut year dis???

wOWW amazE

#star wars #the force awakens #doge #the doge awakens #doge wars #photoshop #amaze #wow #such star #many wars

So I just sat through three despicable hours of gross over-sexualizing and objectifying of women, and of morally defunct men throwing money at problem, and enough drug use to down an entire army of Mumakils.

And, to my chagrin, I was entertained. Dammit.

Also I never want to see another naked prostitute as long as I live (never thought I'd put that sentence out there...)

#doge #wolf of wall street #leonardo dicaprio #martin scorsese #what did i just watch #i never want to see another naked prostitute

I have a new Sherlock theory.

So I just watched the newest Sherlock. And I have a new theory. MOFFAT AND GATISS HAVE NO IDEA HOW SHERLOCK DID IT. DO THEY. DO THEY????!??!?!!??! THEY HAVE NO CLUE AND THEY'RE GOING TO JUST LEAD US ALL ON UNTIL WE PULL OUR HAIR OUT AND CURSE THEM AND STAB VOODOO DOLLS OF THEM

Although Gatiss did give us some amazing things like les mis and the tube and the moriarty slash action oh my goodness (in any case, this was much better than the doctor who christmas special. don't even get me started.)

#sherlock #moffucked #are you kidding me #what an asshole #love hate #cumber collective