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i'm a little tutorial fairy and i flutter around after you and go like "remember, turning on your lantern can improve visibility in dark places!" but then suddenly i feel like i'm being annoying and i get really quiet and distant for the next three hours

greatergirlfriend

life is hard for a fairy like me...

nyatanni

has anyone done this yet

txttletale

mtg's the hobbit set is fucking hysterical because as it turns out there are not enough things in one very short book to make even a small magic set and so they are literally having to make cards of every ranbdom sentence that was said in the book just to fill slots

txttletale

i mean this is still a million times better than Radical Pizza Cowabunga garbage but i mean. This is literally ridiculous what the fuckj are we doing here

tommytornadoes

The Grink

ankle-beez

mario sunshine is coming to nso in august and i cant wait for a whole new generation of people to play it and realize that this game was designed by the actual devil

chongoblog

themysteriousmurasamecastle

hypotheticalpeople

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

headspace-hotel

pmamtraveller

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

thecryptkeeper

how it feels to drink water out of a mason jar

jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite

"Hop on Street Fighter 6"

mantawild

Denial is a river that runs through my beloved hometown

cosmonautroger

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (sound on)

arrghigiveup

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bisexuhowl

#watching this monkey peel of the stringy bits#drop them on the baby’s head#meticulously remove them#and clean off the stump#then wolf down that banana#is just really great#like a fussy little person