a cactus ate my artwork

I draw stuff for this blog sometimes

[onecoolcactus]

i had an older drawing of Aziraphale with a snake patronus but decided to expound on it a little; also changed Crowley’s from a dove to a swan because lbr, swans are pretty and fluffy white too but can also break your legs. 

I appreciate that very little has to be changed about Aziraphale’s wardrobe to make him fit the Hogwarts aesthetic 

[vivi-theakuneko]

WATCH ME EAT CAKE

What is this about? Watch this masterpiece

I couldn’t help myself. SO have it. LOL

Thank you so much @neil-gaiman (and all those who worked on this). I have listened to it at least 10 times since it came out. I love you all!

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[onecoolcactus]

i had an older drawing of Aziraphale with a snake patronus but decided to expound on it a little; also changed Crowley’s from a dove to a swan because lbr, swans are pretty and fluffy white too but can also break your legs. 

I appreciate that very little has to be changed about Aziraphale’s wardrobe to make him fit the Hogwarts aesthetic 

[onecoolcactus]

no point to life if you can’t wear lovely dresses

[onecoolcactus]

Been wanting to start and finish a sketchbook this year so starting off with a froggy dragon

marker and ink

[onecoolcactus]

Harry Potter AU anybody? Professor Crowley and Professor Fell spend an awful lot of time together, the students think.  Professor Crowley teaches Herbology, and is well known for his silent mandrakes. He’s the only one that gets to scream in his greenhouse. Professor Azira “Aziraphale” Fell teaches Defense, though he seems much more likely to comfort crying students than he is to take on a dark wizard. 

[ineffable-bentley]

oh Yes

all the students being like “how the fuck is this soft motherfucker going to protect us or teach us anything”

but then they start to hear stories of when shit went wrong in past years and this soft loving prof went full BAMF mode

and Crowley LOVES watching all the students slowly start to regard Aziraphale with awe

Also Crowley is the patron protective teacher of the students who are lgbt or disabled or just struggling with trauma or stuff at home

and they’re always welcome to chill in his greenhouse

and crowley greatly resents the fact that this tarnishes his reputation as a motherfucker not to be messed with, but won’t stop doing it regardless

that is until he catches anyone bullying and then his reputation as a badass is instantly restored

also some students who have abusive parents mysteriously find they’re granted permissions to stay over all breaks without even asking for it

and they end up chillin with Crowley and Fell and drink cocoa (and pretend not to notice Crowley spiking his) while Fell drones on about extracurricular books they might want to read now they have time and Crowley plays muggle music

Also theres always a few students who think Crowley is a badass and also his cottage is near the Forbidden Forest so they’ll go to him like “Professor Crowley, please help!” and are _shocked_ when his immediate response is, “Let’s get Aziraphale.”

[onecoolcactus]

MFW heaven wont let me marry my demon boyfriend of 6000 years 

[onecoolcactus]

a prequel to the first pokemon/GO art I did: https://onecoolcactus.tumblr.com/post/190512413232/listen-dont-mess-with-clefable-it-will-tear-you Aziraphale was once the hardened soldier with his shiny Honedge. Eventually though, he gives Honedge to an enterprising young trainer, and someone gifts him his first fairy type.  his gym still opens at unreasonable hours

[onecoolcactus]

a dramatic moment

Chapter 1 of Sticks and Stones, an HTTYD/GO crossover, is on Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22828936/chapters/54559735

[onecoolcactus]

a dramatic moment

Chapter 1 of Sticks and Stones, an HTTYD/GO crossover, is on Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22828936/chapters/54559735

[onecoolcactus]

listen if i can turn it into a httyd au i’m gonna fuckin do it

[draconic-reblogs]

I’M-

HOLY SHIT

TWO OF MY FAVORITE FANDOMS

[onecoolcactus]

I'll probably make a separate, complete post about this but since there's been a resurgence of this art today I'll tack on at the end of this:

Chapter 1 of my HTTYD/GO fic, Sticks and Stones, has been posted as of today:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22828936

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It's the first in a series called Make It Our Own, of which there are three planned fics. Sticks and Stones is Crowley-centric, Where No One Goes is Aziraphale-centric, and the third, as of yet unnamed, is both of them meeting and finding their own side with dragons and two clans at each other's throats.

Also its illustrated.

[onecoolcactus]

I drew just Crowley wearing a starry dress first that tumblr is being finicky about letting me upload so screw it I drew another Crowley wearing a starry dress but dancing with Aziraphale this time. So there. 

[onecoolcactus]

I drew just Crowley wearing a starry dress first that tumblr is being finicky about letting me upload so screw it I drew another Crowley wearing a starry dress but dancing with Aziraphale this time. So there. 

[onecoolcactus]

this started as a warmup so the anatomy is a little off but then it turned into coloring practice and I enjoyed it so also i will throw over everything for a gentle cheek kiss

[onecoolcactus]

listen if i can turn it into a httyd au i’m gonna fuckin do it

[dolphin-bouillabaisse]

Aziraphale is from a tribe that has been living with dragons for centuries now, but they’ve turned into nothing but cattle in their eyes. They’re for working, and only very few people can fly some of the dragons who’ve been ‘tamed’ (broken,more like). His clansmen are talking behind his back about the 'weird one’ who has befriended what is essentially just a working animal and is treating it as a friend, not even a pet. (No one knows about the flights he takes with his dragon, who is more than happy to take him along) Crowley’s clan has been hunting dragons for centuries (and is at war with Aziraphale’s clan precisely because they use them as working animals). He got a recommendation for 'killing’ a Nightfury, when he actually hid it and healed it, and just brought home some scales and a claw that the dragon lost during the healing process. He’s fascinated by the dragon who seems very friendly towards him and is slowly trying to be allowed to fly him, which goes wrong again and again of course. Which is how they meet - Crowley finally gets airborne with his Nightfury only to have him spook and throw him off as they encounter Aziraphale and his Lightfury, who in turn end up daving Crowley from… literally falling this time.

[onecoolcactus]

Aa a aaaaa a aaahhhhhhhhhh thank you so much ;A;

This is very similar to the idea I was mentally unwinding for this AU actually; only that the Hevn clan do fly their dragons and utilized Bewilderbeest(s?) to control their dragon population, similar to Drago. Aziraphale slowly broke through the hold it has over his assigned Light Fury, and removes the muzzle to become friends with him. :333

The Hel clan hunts dragons, using dragons and methods similar to Grimmel the Grisly. Same story with the Night Fury though. She likes Crowley, she really does, but he is bony and should probably make a comfortable saddle.

They meet when Crowley is ordered to cause some trouble up in one of the Hevn clan's outlying villages, Edn, and sorta accidentally get some kids thrown out in the wilderness. He and Aziraphale have a run in while each trying to help them out.

Aziraphale still has a flaming sword and he still gives it away. Crowley still gets heart eyes.

[onecoolcactus]

listen don’t mess with Clefable it will tear. you. up. Crowley’s not sure why the Cosmog is so attached to him but it’s probably  not important. Probably.  Aziraphale’s gym hours are ridiculous.