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scholarlypidgeot

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

barstoolblues

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

uss-emberprise

sceptixfakemon

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

sceptixfakemon

no no it's fine

sceptixfakemon

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

sceptixfakemon

dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site

mattressblowoutsale

you have been on tumblr for like 12 years why

the earth doesmt want me

wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

nattousan

talldren

darkaeldari

If I had a time machine I'd go forward in time and dig up my own bones.

.....for what purpose

yamibree

they're mine

darkaeldari

ah I see. reclaiming the Self

cloudabserk

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

No but actually LMAO

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

isuggestkillingyourself

tactfulsaboteur

psybomb

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

veryberryskye

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

the-stew-goblin

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

veryberryskye

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

peachdelta

get ready for the wedding

kitsuneharmony

one year into the marriage

wingkink

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

emesissy

the princess needs to lay on the floor for two hours. the princess needs to writhe

joosiebamboosie

May I serve her Ladyship a floor meal? (very cheesy noodles and perchance some snacks like chips or so. Accompanied by a fizzy beverage and a cigarette if wanted)

emesissy

this pleases the princess. please bring her the royal Newport 100. the princess must chill maximum style

joosiebamboosie

As her Ladyship pleases. *goes off to buy cigarettes and will never be seen again*

emesissy

devoured by the gas station dragon i fear

slyandthefamilybook

why did they start breeding busses to have flat faces. they can't breathe

slyandthefamilybook

if you think this

looks better than this

you're part of the problem. I'm so tired of all the excuses like "oh they look cuter!" "why do you care?" THEY CAN'T BREATHE. People intentionally breeding these vehicles to give them health problems because they "like how it looks" makes me so mad

the-starlight-papers

Actually, flat faced buses can breathe fine! This is a case of convergent evolution, but the two types of buses are not genetically related.

Pointed nose buses are decended from trucks, and have their engines located in the front. This requires the larger nose in order to provide the space for the engine as well as adequate ventilation.

Meanwhile, flat nosed buses are actually descended from city buses (which in turn descend from trolleys), and were domesticated due to their greater maneuverability and capacity.

Contrary to popular belief, flat nosed busses typically do not experience breathing problems. Their engines are located in the back of the bus, with a large breathing vent located in the rear.

These buses also have a different structure to accommodate this change, typically including doubled back tires, a different weight distribution, and a change in location of the emergency egress door from the back to the left side.