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PSA: (METH USERS) HOW TO PASS URINE Test  with $1!

                                 YES JUST A FREAKING DOLLAR!

+ This works if you follow instructions to a tee, I cannot guarantee results based on your carelessness or body composition. EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT!!

+ I have tested this out before and it works! Works on both INSTANT drug tests or the kind they send away to the laboratory. 

+ TEST THIS AT HOME BEFORE YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING TESTED WITH YOUR OWN TEST. This method only works if you know hours ahead of time, at least 4 hours but preferably 6 hours. 

+ You will need considerably reduce your dosage for those 6 hours. I recommend trying to stay abstinent for those 4-6 hours but I realize not every one can do that. 

MATERIALS :  

Baking Soda- 2-4 tablespoons Depending on your weight, tolerance, and ect.

64 oz Water -Divided into 2- 32 oz cups. BIG GULPS from 7-11 are PERFECT!

                     Baking Soda- .75 cents + FREE WATER = < $1.00 

I think if you are over 150 LBS- 4 heaping tablespoons is more than enough.

Below 150 LBS - 3 heaping tablespoons is also enough.

SKINNY MINNY PIPE PRINCESSES below 100 LBS- 2 tablespoons is enough. 

     WATER STAYS THE SAME FOR EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHAT. 

6 HOURS BEFORE TEST- take 32 oz of WATER and half of your baking soda dose and dissolve it in the water. You DRINK THE ENTIRE 32 OZ of WATER in one sitting. 

PEE JUST ONCE IF POSSIBLE BETWEEN 1st batch of water and second.

3 HOURS BEFORE TEST- Drink HALF OF THE REST OF THE WATER/BAKING SODA. 

Pee if needed. 

You can take the other 16 oz of water/BS mix with you when you test since you are going to have to pee once you are there. Drink it right before you get there. 

TAKE DRUG TEST. PASS WITH FLYING COLORS. 

                              “You can thank me now.” - DRAKE

                 HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?!?!?- SCIENCE BEHIND IT.

Baking Soda makes an amphetamine or methamphetamine high more potent. It intensifies the effect and can lead to an overdose so don’t take too much baking soda. It will make your high really intense but it’s because you amphetamine plasma levels will be really high as this all happens at the cellular level. Baking soda Is 1 of 2 drugs that make your urine alkaline so amphetamines can’t leave your body thus they remain active, for another 6 hours. Also amphetamines are nearly unchanged and the metabolites that do exist are also amphetamines. Amphetamines can only exert from your body when your urine is acidic <6.0 ph. 

You will have a stomach ache and you will piss out of your asshole. It’s not fun. You will be miserable. But you will stay out of jail, juvy, keep your job or kid. All while smoking meth. Aint life grand?

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REBLOG ! SPREAD THE WORD! 

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Fuck yes

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just in case 

[methguyver913]

No. You cleanse methamphetamine (and all other drugs) from your system through enzyme-catalyst reactions at a rate predetermined by your own genetic code. This is commonly referred to as metabolism. There is no scientific, peer-reviewed evidence that suggests there is anything you can ingest to speed this process up, although there is some evidence to suggest that amino acids such as creatine can increase your body’s ability to produce more energy for work. Most drug tests do not test for drugs themselves, as they are eliminated rapidly from your blood. Instead, they use antibodies to detect drug metabolites, which are the substances your body breaks the drugs down into. This is why urine drug tests (udt) are the most prevalent among the various testing methods. The metabolites are filtered and stored in the kidneys, and then excreted in the urine. UDTs, therefore,  have reasonably long detection times, yet still avoid the expense involved in hair follicle testing (which increases detection times even further).  Blood testing would tell someone what you might be high on at the moment of the test, but urine testing gives an inquisitor a glimpse into your recent past. If you have a UDT coming up and you fear you will not be clean, your best bet is to drink plenty of water, and exercise to increase your metabolism. A couple of hours before your test, drink enough water so that your urine is clear and very frequent. B complex vitamins will help color it back yellow, and a few table spoons of common table salt may help increase specific gravity in case your sample is sent to a lab for a validity check.  Dilution is the solution to pollution, and a diluted sample is always better than a failure.

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Reblog if you’re high and horny asf and want to connect with other tweakers hmu for some quality

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Lmao let’s all put Krueger out of business!!!!

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Let’s mingle🙂

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CTC

[thatdude504nolimitfreak]

Pnp no bullshit DL HOSTING, who’s down? Comment with number etc. For address

[crystallinemethod]

The Mind Of A Tweaker

“I’m high as fuck” “I could get higher” “When was the last time I slept” “What was that noise” “Oh my god they know I’m high” “Don’t make eye contact” “Shut the fuck up, stop talking” (keeps talking) “Stop doing this” (Does more) “What am I doing with my life?” “I can do EVERYTHING right now” (Stays in uncomfortable position for 6 hours)

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“Wtf I’m not high yet, irritating.” “Hit it don’t babysit it.” “I wanna take pictures my fucked up life so I can put it on my blog but I don’t want to self incriminate” “I want to jack off”

[rustycge]

you know you’re a tweaker when…

…your thumb muscles ache from keeping the lighter lit

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[angel-erik]

[sir-cloud-king]

Ten Crystal Commandments

Besat before you are the basic laws and rules set forth by our GodCooks. All whom tweaks, use to guide you to a blissful high. 

Spread them, and Live by them.

Thou shall buy a proper pipe and thou shall never use foil or lightbulbs or homemade contraptions.

 Thou shall learn how to use thy pipe and thou shall never put thy flame on thy pipe.

 Thou shall buy another pipe for thy friends who have erred and can not smoke thy pipe correctly

 Thou shall have class and not wipe thy pipe on thy clothing nor sheets

 Thou shall stay away from electronics lest thee get stuck

 Thou shall avoid thy mirror and stop picking thy face

 Thou shall forget about smoking the garbage thy scraped from thy pipe. No matter how long it took thee.

 Thou shall leave thy dealer alone and talk to the shadow people when bored.

Thou shall never get thy friend tweaked for the first time and leave thee alone.

Thou shall invest in lubrication, lighters, Gatorade, deodorant, and cleaning supplies.

[1kitty1973]

LMFAO! That is awesome 😆

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Lol

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If you repost this and like it I’ll DM you nudes tonight privately 💜💜💜

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Mmmm

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Baby x

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@irlangst 💕👅😘

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@oneeyecry ummm baaabbby this made me think of you, well really you and I, naked, sweating, when you do it really hard and…..