I am a speck of dust. The world was created for me

I'm a confidently neurotic, bitterly optimistic contradiction of a drag queen. Hi.

[onehatmadder]

There is a 42 year age gape between us, but Patti LuPone STILL parties harder than I do.

[onehatmadder]

'I would like to believe in God,' she said, 'because I don't want to believe we just end, even though it balances the equation - since we come from blackness, it seems logical to assume that it's to blackness we return. But I believe in the stars, and the infinity of the universe. That's the great Out There. Down here, I believe there are more universes in every fistful of sand, because infinity is a two-way street. I believe there's another dozen thoughts in my head lined up behind each one I'm aware of. I believe in my consciousness and my unconsciousness, even though I don't know what those things are. And I believe in A. Conan Doyle, who had Sherlock Holmes say, "once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."'

Stephen King, The Outsider

[onehatmadder]

Patti LuPone’s husband was very happy. Patti, apparently, was not.

[seeinstars]

i just got this wrong number text and was like “that can’t possible be a real name” and i googled it and was led to bobbi babalooney’s website which autoplays the single best and most ridiculous jingle i have ever heard and it drove me to actual tears please go listen to it and have your whole life changed by bobbi babalooney’s hype man

[rubyredbonnetblue]

please do it

[ralfmaximus]

I left Bobbi Babalooney a nice note congratulating her on her impending tumblr fame with kind hopes her bandwidth is up to the strain. :)

[onehatmadder]

My drag alter ego Mama DeZiyah sings Mein Herr from Cabaret

[onehatmadder]

Everyone has a karaoke standard. Mine happens to be Sweet Transvestite.

[dailydris]

Official HQ Images from “The Dark Tower”

[zombiesareyourfriends]

[chromolume]

is there any better musical than sunday in the park with george? yes. but there shouldn’t be.

[onehatmadder]

The olive saga

[onehatmadder]

A Streetcar Named DeZiyah A wee documentary about New Zealand’s Miss Capital Drag 2015 Mama DeZiyah

[brendonsmall-deactivated2022090]

i am basically on a first name basis with patti lupone now

like i say patti and everyone knows who i mean

[red-winged-monster]

When we went to Kennedy Center for rehearsal, I said to my hairdresser and my makeup artist, «I don’t want to see Glenn Close. Close the door». Then there was some commotion in the hall. Two doors opened – mine and Glenn’s. We locked eyes and I closed the door and thought, «Well, there goes that». Anyway, we did the show. Then, there’s a dinner afterwards and my son, Josh, was my escort. I get there and Barbara hasn’t taken her seat yet with her date. There’s Audra McDonald and Will. Sutton Foster and her brother, Josh and me. I put Josh next to Sutton – boy girl, boy girl – and there’s two empty seats right next to me. Who sits down at the table but Glenn right next to me! Oh, fuck!! […] Anyway, she says, «That’s the most nerve-wracking thing I’ve ever been in». I say, «Yeah, it takes minutes off your life. It’s the worst». She says, «I’ll never do it again». I say, «They’re tough». Then, all of a sudden she hugs me. She says, «You know what this is for». I say, «I do». She says, «I had nothing to do with it». And poof, it’s gone. Get rid of that crap. It’s over.

Patti LuPone, from Nothing Like a Dame: Conversations with the Great Women of Musical Theater (via italysnotbroadway)

This makes me so happy.

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[gerriceo]

She is like the person who would run in front of a speeding train for you…and that train would stop.  Of its own volition… -Laura Benanti on Patti LuPone

[molotovcat]