Autumn's Place

she/her || 26 || aroace || nerdfighter || loon trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️ happy pride

[shelfthe-reader]

For a hockey player, Ilya Rozanov HATES golf. He thinks it’s boring and a waste of time. If he HAS to play, he’ll beg to go play mini golf at a course with a volcano that erupts when the ball gets in the hole. Because it’s fun.

Shane Hollander, however, thinks whoever invented golf was a fucking genius. There’s something about the sport that tickles his brain in just the right way. For a while, the only reason he’d go out with his team in Montreal was if it was out on a course.

The only reasons Ilya goes with Shane to a regular golf course is to ogle Shane in his slutty golf shorts (“They’re not slutty, Ilya! // “Everything you wear is slutty [russian pet name]”) and because it’s socially acceptable to do shots on the course with the cart girl (who he overtips for the love of the game).

[dumbass-writer]

“I stand with my cancelled wife” and it’s Shane Hollander talking about ilya being cancelled on twitter every 2-3 business days

[dumbass-writer]

“I stand with my cancelled wife” and it’s ilya Rozanov talking about Shane being cancelled on twitter every June bc he doesn’t give a fuck about pride unless he’s getting a check so people call him out for never wearing rainbows unless it’s modeling for a brand deal and even then never during the season so it’s only coincides with pride month

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[sanguine-humor]

btw, idk if this will be seen by any of the countless people who already have seen and reblogged this post, but heres the original guide posted on how to make the chibi-rocky! the OP also has a separate guide for a more accurate rocky, though obviously less simple of a guide than the little thingy shown off

(im surprised this post gained any attention, haha, if i had known i would have just shared the guides, the more handmade pebbles in the world the better)

[scunthotter]

There is a part of Shane that when people ask him "why Rozanov?" wants to respond with "are you fucking blind?"

[waldemarstr]

Have we considered that between Ilya Slavanov and Mr. Autism 3000 this is probably how they look to the outside world even when they're as happy as can be 😭

[ok-notgood-probablybad]

I'm both Slavic and autistic and yes this is how I look when I'm happy

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

[flying-potato2]

[cupcakeshed]

Wait what the fuck

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

📸 Grayson Lang

[awfulsweettobealittlebutterbi]

"and then they fuck about it" is to Hollanov headcanons what "stop" was to telegrams

[felixdeon]

Paintings of black women (cis-gender, trans, and gender fluid) in love, from Africa, the Caribbean, and the United States, and across 100 years in time. Because love is love. You can find them all as prints in my Etsy shop. Just click on the link here.

[ryelandgrace]

Think about it long time.

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

[bloominflowers]

a centaurs appreciation post bc I love these characters and this team with all my heart 💗

[ucanbanything]

Thank you for the wonderful ride, Alice!

[smokingrozanov]

When did your English get so good? Why wasn’t I around to see it? Why did you stop answering? Who was teaching you? Is there somebody out there teaching you new words & phrases that I’ll never get to say to you? What did I do wrong? Why are you being an asshole? Can you please touch me?

[mutinsfromthemoon]

a lot of the centaurs learning that shane fucking hollander hockey robot is a YAPER. some of them are walking towards the locker room and as they get closer they start hearing very animated voices talking loudly and they recognizes ilya and shane’s voices and shane is explaining something to ilya and ilya is laughing hard at that and they’re just going back and forth about this topic and having fun with it and then the teammates finally round the corner and walk in and see ilya sitting on the bench half dressed fishing to putting his hockey gear and shane standing up gesturing with his hand talking very animated and still in his compression clothes and then it hit them that they genuinely didn’t know nothing about shane outside his PR image and they learn that not only shane talk loudly and a lot but shane and ilya are genuinely best friends on top of being married. and of course ilya wouldn’t be wiling to marry someone that doesn’t make him laugh or understand his type of humor. the chemistry of hockey husbands are in and out of the rink. that’s soulmates shit fr

[seraphollander]

hudson ; paris fashion week

[lavenderprose]

My absolute gospel truth and I'm sorry this is so sappy but--where I'm living, Ilya fully changes his name to Hollander when they get married, like just fully legally changes it. And despite the fact that he continues to use Rozanov professionally ("Just like J. Lo," Ilya says.) everyone who knows them personally obviously knows what Ilya's legal name is and also assume it's a way to kind of stick it to his shitheel father. To this end, and kind of as a joke at first, people start referring to their two-person unit as The Hollanders ("Okay, the Hollanders are in room 508" etc.) but it becomes steadily less and less a joke when neither Shane or Ilya really seems to think of it as one. Ilya especially seems to genuinely love it. He'll say shit like "Oh yes the Hollanders will be there" when asked if they're coming to a barbecue like they live in a postcard. He LOVES to give his name as Ilya Hollander and he LOVES to book reservations under 'Misters Hollander' and he LOVES to say the words 'Shane and Ilya Hollander' out loud with his mouth. I also think that for their last game together in the league Ilya and Shane wear jerseys that say S. Hollander 24 and I. Hollander 81 and it's like. An end of an era type thing. And they frame the jerseys.