one of a thousand dumbasses

a dumbass with no common sense credits to overly sarcastic productions for the pfp,i stole it from a video they made,go check them out they make fun videos on mythology and things like that

[oneofathousentdumbasses]

Jail for mother of miette for 993 years

[pukicho]

Two truths and a Lie:

I shitted myself

No I didn’t

Yes I did

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

fun fact! you can actually figure this out with logic alone

if we take "I shitted myself" to be the lie, that means that "Yes I did" is also a lie. this goes against the very foundation of "Two truths and a Lie."

however, if we take "I shitted myself" to be true, that makes "Yes I did" also true and "No I didn't" the lie. thus, there are two truths and one lie, as the game requires

[pukicho]

Thank you, Isaac Newton.

[oneofathousentdumbasses]

appl fell :((

[depsidase]

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[bontxt-deactivated20151125]

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

[consultingcriminal-deactivated2]

this fucking post

i finally found it

in the name of the Lord

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i worry we are losing touch with the True Meaning Of Halloween (avoiding the fairies)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

celebrate a good old-fashioned Halloween with the very important traditions of:

lighting candles in jack o'lanterns (to keep away the fairies)

roasting s'mores on bonfires (to keep away the fairies)

bobbing for apples, fortunetelling, ouija boards, and other assorted divination rituals (to forewarn those doomed to be kidnapped by fairies)

haunted houses (to preach against the dangers that lurk across the veil in the otherworld, home of the fairies)

community effort to stuff kids full of candy (that if whisked away (by the fairies) they might resist the temptation (of strange fae foods) long enough to escape)

disguising your face and identity in elaborate costumes (to keep away the FUCKING FAIRIES)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ways NOT to celebrate Halloween: sneaking into graveyards aka the modern day successor of burial mounds aka portals to the otherworld aka home of the FUCKING FAIRIES

[transmortifried]

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

[anakachow]

reblog to mash your face against your mutuals like a cat

[depsidase]

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[howtofuckyourkramer]

MOTHER: now eat your vegetables honey so you can grow up big and strong

WOKE SON: i dont WANT to grow up big and strong. i want to be a Twink

[oneofathousentdumbasses]

You can be a strong twink. Like alucard castlevania. Eat your vegetables so you can be a strong twink

[cactus-with-boobs]

So I’m at my doctor’s office n my doctor is asking about estrogen effects. I tell her about my chest growth and she asks to check. I pull up my shirt and she goes “woah, nice” HELLO? EXCUSE ME?

[cactus-with-boobs]

Excuse me?

[cactus-with-boobs]

Excuse me??

[cactus-with-boobs]

Are we serious right now

[kikikoifi]

#yuri

[nekro-sis]

yuri...

[oneofathousentdumbasses]

Yuri!

[anexperimentallife]

[charl0ttan]

the hand bone... heh heh... well thats connected to the boob bone..

[oneofathousentdumbasses]

Did you superglue your hand to your chest

[demilypyro]

I'm Emily fuckin Pyro baby

[oneofathousentdumbasses]

You're doing WHAT to the third of tf2 mercenaries going by select screen order?

[shencomix]