Hi I'm Tired

An Adult. bad at tagging

[frontmansdog]

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[tigersharks]

[glewmie]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[helenvaughans]

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[poligon-sticker]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[outofcontextarthur]

muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

[jackafz]

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

[thecryptkeeper]

i love women

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Not optional I guess

[joy-crimes]

i’m kitty and i’m dolly and i’m kitty and im dollyyyy

kitty and im dolly and im STOP. Mew~! ^^