[michellezhuli]

?!?!?!?!?!?!!???

who tf is gonna be nude? the ents???

[ahnimic-ixaca-deactivated202010]

Gollum cock is within reach

[250m]

Visit Original Link

[notanandalitebandit]

U know the moment we reblog this, three years from now a whole hoard of reblogs will crop up with ‘this aged poorly’ in the tags right

[remnantglow]

also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!

[remnantglow]

the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho

[logarto]

in the air tonight: *plays in any context*

me: 

[fruitsoftheweb]

Cough Aerosol Plume - Coughy Cup Video

[moistwithgender]

kurt cobain is corrupted with a dark disease and despite all of his efforts cannot protect us

[fitzdyke]

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

[fitzdyke]

[uncle-beanbag]

Et tube Brute?

[collectivefandomstuff]

Ok now THIS is the stuff I wanted when I followed the Julius Caesar tag and I don’t even get it from there?? Am upset by this betrayal of the tumblr system

[thursday]

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[fnaf-thechoco-deactivated201503]

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

[jijarugen]

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

[pumpkindobby-blog]

I’m scheduling this for every month

[ring-bearers]

lotr coming after the hobbit is so funny Tolkien was just like fuck ok I gotta think of SOMETHING. wait Ive got it. Bilbos funny invisibility ring he won in a riddle contest is evil now

[teaboot]

Like if the sticky hand you got from the dentist turned out to be possessed by the ghost of Musollini, and it could make you levitate, but every time you did, a skinhead got a text with your home address

[khealywu]

was sipping water and almost did a spit take reading the follow-up

[bing-art]

the same blastoise.

[funny-tik-toks]

[noodles-07]

The way his face jumps around and the mario music really just pulls the whole thing together

[blueruins]

Vincent Price

[airandangels]

In distress because he has just sighted several further cats when his arms are already at full cat-holding capacity.

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

The Brain from Planet Arous | 1957

[oldschoolfrp]

Me at 3 am trying to get back to sleep

[narwhalsarefalling]

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

[narwhalsarefalling]

some context 

1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy

[narwhalsarefalling]

some more Facts About Ralph

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE” 

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[n-n-e-b-u-l-a-a]

Lol it’s too cute not to share. Besides..what if i become a millionaire tomorrow. 

[polkaart19]

cute kitty!

[catboy-lover-archive]

💗💕

[chocolateranchfanapricot]

Is this a way to summon Mammon??

[catboy-lover-archive]

And satan too 👀

[fandom-shennanigans-deactivated]

I hope so

[famia-of-87]

Lucifer please…

[belphies-simp-deactivated202201]

im summoning belphie

[ashykins]

Please!

[nobodyfamousposts]

I’m actually just reblogging for the image of a cat with a $20 bill on its head.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[carnival-phantasm]

Me welcoming my dear followers to my blog