Evy

Tja...

[thelilnan]

i think they should be friends

[gamwthnzwhmou]

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

[lilyinwaiting]

Zine I made in December and forgot to upload here! Some thoughts about myself in elementary school.

[whatsupbeanie]

It's been a year and a half or so since I've been in a room full of people so this isn't a recent story, but I thought about this while talking to a fellow introvert friend. Do any of you have to take breaks from social gatherings to just stand all alone in the bathroom and mentally recharge?

[egalitarianchica]

Seeing this exchange on Reddit was so sad. Men and boys need love and affection as much as women and girls.

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Fuck, this reminds me of this good post I saw on I believe Twitter. Can’t find it and even so I’d rather not repost it if it can be helped but it was basically some dude crawling into bed w/ his girlfriend/wife and he was clearly upset and she offers him sex to make him feel better but he declines so instead she cuddles him and he starts crying and says thank you. Super cute and sweet.

[egalitarianchica]

Is it this?

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Yeah! That’s the one. Thanks.

[egalitarianchica]

That post reminds me of this one I saw on Reddit:

[emeraldmercury]

Kill the idea that men don’t want physical affection 2KForever.

[williamests]

[spongebob-closeups]

[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Lainey Molnar

[sophiaforevs]

My favorite thing about this is that the “traditional” woman isn’t always on the left. By switching it up the artist is really committing to the idea that the right way for a woman to be is however she wants.

[wazzuppp10]

Just wish some of the women were plus size..

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I really love how much Lainey’s art and positivity is bringing people joy and I really hope you’re checking out her insta, it’s full of so many more

[standing-in-the-rain29]

It got better

[lemntri]

Okay I haven’t reblogged this addition

[gryffindorhealer]

These are thought-provoking posts.

[catchymemes]

[jagermortis-deactivated20200817]

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

[eilti]

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This healed me….

[dippersballoon]

I saw an opportunity and I took it

[offline-kinq]

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

[udon-tea]

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

[demilypyro]

The Netherlands democratically puts a list of the 2000 best songs together every year around New Year’s and the biggest mystery every time is whether Bohemian Rhapsody wins again

[demilypyro]

i’m serious, if it doesn’t win, it’s second place

every winner before 2005 is Bohemian Rhapsody as well

[mariowiki]

why arent we talking about the constant presence of hotel california

[nedermemes]

BOOOO

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[salytierra]

#justEUthings

If you can’t drive there in less than 6 hours - take a plane

Two kinds of people: 1. Very intense about Eurovision and 2. Pretend not to be Very intense about Eurovision

Flying Tiger is not a shop - it’s an Experience

Making memes about EU banning memes

Random bomb diffusals

Digging up Roman ruins during construction work.

Accidentally walking into another country for groceries

Commissar Rex re-runs

“Hhhmmm we hadn’t had a major war in over 70 years, weird…”

Please add more

[deetherusalka]

longing for Italy

traveling by train 24/7

German quality™

every summer is simulation of the Migration period

hating capital cities

making fun of United Kingdom

borders mean nothing

every state has at least one special dog breed

is this 600 years old or 60?

Roman roads are the best roads

underage drinking

brutalism right next to baroque

war memorials on every corner (lots of death people everywhere)

forgotten city catacombs

wanting change but not knowing where to start

complaining

antic obsession

“built from EU funds” signs everywhere

hating all the neighbors but hating USA more

[filipekane]

Also

Kinder eggs

Football (soccer for the us readers to understand)

Constructions halted for months due to finding ruins and/or skeletons from a forgotten graveyard.

Ghost stories everywhere.

Enchanted wells everywhere

Roundabouts.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

Being near the border and suddenly getting a “Welcome to [country name]” text from your phone provider cause you’ve got better reception from their cell phone towers

Going shopping in another country when it’s a public holiday in your country but not in theirs

Refuelling your car in another country cause the gas is cheaper there

If you never travelled outside of Europe, you either don’t have a passport or the one you have expired in like 2005

Hearing about the random bomb diffusals and being low-key sad cause they never find one in your city and you want to have that evacuation experience too

Summer hits in a language you don’t understand but they’re absolute bangers

[amascomet]

[ankle-beez]

THIS FUCKING SHOW IS GOING AFTER EVERYBODY AT THIS POINT AND I LOVE IT

[overlord-flinx]

It’s happening. They have too much power and they can say anything. If CN stops them now, they prove them right.

It’s what we call the long con…

[sailorgojirarex1997-deactivated]

Bra-fucking-vo!

[ddeserteagle]