Rattus Rattus

Maddie / 27 / On here sometimes

[toskarin]

[morbidology]

Butterflies eating a dead fish.

[modogoblin]

[mtndewbajablast]

“i’m autistic” = 👍

“i’m a little autistic” = mark of the beast for annoying people

[mtndewbajablast]

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

[mtndewbajablast]

cartel style execution

[its-the-blob]

Is it normal for the quirky detective in a quirky detective show to say he's going to get too powerful one day and cause armageddon?

[dogpuppy]

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[kosmogrl]

[ryebreadgf]

[chilewithcarnage]

[zootycoon-archive]

funny how everyone wants to pretend str/ay/c/at/j is some kind of woke icon while conveniently forgetting that he crinkled a paper slide door AND swallowed a wrong thing to eat 🙄

[memewhore]

[doggiedyke]

Peace and love on planet earth

[jecart]

The Salmon of Knowledge is a legendary fish from Irish mythology. It was said whoever caught and ate it would gain ultimate knowledge and insight. I decided to give it a more humble neighbour, the Otter of Doubt.

[carbon-ate]

[fuckedelf]

Reheated fast food has all of tha nutrients I need to be sexually adventurous

[estro-boi]

Dammit Scully, 8 young men have inexplicably vanished in this small town alone in the last 3 years, replaced by female doppelgangers who appear to be converging on New York and Portland. We've been getting reports like this from across the country and you just keep laughing and telling me it isn't an X-file. Well I want answers