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badndngirl

just write a shitty poem, what do you have to lose

badndngirl

To everyone reblogging this and saying something like “my dignity,” may I submit this very good and accurate tweet

scooplery

from an askReddit thread about wildest shit you’ve seen at parties

colinarmistead

warm retreat, backgrounds and unused game idea stuff

kabaks

i love and deeply appreciate bong joon ho’s commitment to calling out americans every chance he got this awards season like first he told them to read subtitles and stop being self centred then he said the concept of “foreign films” is stupid as fuck just say international and THEN he took all their fucking oscars. when asked what he was looking forward to in the future he said “going home.” he is and i cant stress this enough. a legend

kabaks

HOW COULD I FORGET HE CALLED THE OSCARS LOCAL. just shot after shot after shot. he is right every single time

legorobin-deactivated20170916

hexane-harpy

This^^^

saltoftheao3

AO3 is an excellent website and I encourage everyone who can afford it to donate

whitepeopletwitter

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

Bank fandom shut up in the notes

sonneillonv-deactivated20220218

Hi I worked in banking for 5 years and bank-fans in the notes can shut the fuck up

You know perfectly well the whole edifice is immoral. I know that you know because *I* know. Some of you have sat where I have sat, two weeks before Christmas, trying to explain to a crying account holder that we cannot return over $300 in fees, even though the bank does not need that money

The bank didn’t have that money before

the bank didn’t have any expectation of that money, because getting it was total happenstance (with a side of intentionally arranging order-of-clearance to fuck people over as much as possible)

The money was earmarked arbitrarily and TAKEN, and if it was given back, nothing would significantly change for the bank, because giving the money back would only return the bank to the state of affairs before it earmarked and took the money

but it would change EVERYTHING for the human being currently crying their eyes out at your desk

You damned well know. Shut the fuck up.

pics-that-make-you-go-hmm

cerastes

midden-maiden

This is how archaeologists hunt

somechick-somewhere

ladyren

We need Lizzo but we don’t deserve her

officialblackwallstreet

Check out this Black Chocolatier who created three types of Chocolates then combine them into one, offers it in a 3 pack then calls it a 3 Some. This #BlackOwned Chocolate company 3 Some Chocolates has been making a big impact on the chocolate industry with their Handcrafted gourmet chocolates!

This would make a great gift for any day or occasion. Go and show some support to this man Patrick Anvil and his partner for being distinctively different. Enter coupon code (chocobogo) on their website to get a Free item with your purchase: www.3somechocolates.com

darknerdinabox

That chocolate looks great

crayolasaurus

i love that when poe says “that droid has a map that leads straight to luke skywalker” finn says “oh you gotta be kidding me”, implying he knows exactly who luke is and that he’s important. i love that when finn mentions luke to rey she says “luke skywalker??? i thought he was a myth” implying she knows exactly who luke is and that he’s important. i love that luke skywalker is a legend, a myth, a celebrity. do you think he has fans

neenarchive

I like to think that not only is he famous but that because he’s so elusive he’s actually reached cryptid status in the star wars universe. people host parties when a new blurry photograph comes out, get into debates over whether he really exists or not, skywalker-sighting hotspots are full of tourists and conspiracy theorists wearing shirts with a lightsaber on that say ‘I want to believe’ in block capitals.

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kelssiel

there’s a popular show where three guys run around the deserted places on various planets that have reported “Skywalker sightings”

it’s mostly just them interviewing crazy yokels who claim they saw Luke Skywalker eating leaves somewhere then going out in the dark and scaring themselves shitless claiming they hear lightsaber noises

Leia hasn’t missed an episode since it began airing

hashtagloveloses

leia is the executive producer under an alias

ahzuri

@thebibliosphere

one-time-i-dreamt

Rickrolling people in my IG story because I am evil like that

refinery29

This judge had exactly the right reaction to the shameful way nonviolent prisoners are treated in US jails

A woman was denied pants or tampons after being arrested for not completing a diversion course that was part of her sentencing from a shoplifting charge. But see how the judge reacts when she finds out that the prisoner’s humiliating treatment is apparently routine.

Gifs: Raw Leak

WATCH THE VIDEO

scarletswalking

This is why it’s so important to vote for your local judges after doing a minimal amount of research. Most people just pick whatever judge is there or has a funny name, but this woman is changing the way prisoners are treated and she was voted in by the county. Always do your research before voting for judges, but don’t discount it as unomportant. You may need someone like her on your side one day.

weavemama

PLEASE BE CAREFUL FOR ANYONE WHO USES “BLUEBUFFALO” FOR THEIR DOGS!!

itsalburton

@k9kesi

indirispeaks

And cats. Blue Buffalo killed @sidneystrange ‘s cat.

sidneystrange

THIS THIS THIS!!

I’ve been telling everyone I know for YEARS not to buy Blue Buffalo.

This is the short story:

A few years ago I took my sick cat, Ankh, to the vet. The vet and vet tech asked what I fed her. I told them Blue Buffalo. They looked like I had just told them I fed her razor blades and cyanide. They diagnosed her with pancreatitis and said that nearly all of the cats they’d been seeing lately with pancreatitis were being fed Blue Buffalo. They gave her medicine and sent her home. Two days later she had a seizure and died right in my arms.

The day after she died Hannibal started displaying the same symptoms she had so I panicked hard and took him to the vet. Got the same meds and the same diagnosis. Luckily Hannibal survived.

I wish Ankh had survived. She was only ten and the best cat I’ve ever had. Literally the best and five years later I still cry when I think about her.

FUCK BLUE BUFFALO.

k9kesi

I don’t know the full story behind the tweets above, but a Google search shows there HAVE been several recalls regarding this brand, especially in 2016. I would absolutely avoid as it is not worth the risk.

taigas-den

@ladycyon

espikvlt

Good god thank you so much for sharing this because I’ve lately been considering switching to this brand cus it’s supposed to be so much better than all the others but good god what the hell.

daxondax

I worked in a vet for a little while and I shit you not, when a dog came in with constant diarrhea they were always eating Blue Buffalo. We changed the food and the dog got better every time. Blue Buffalo is garbage food and never feed it to your pets.

the-lowz-of-highz

I’ve never heard of this brand but I love my dog with all of my heart and I’d be broken if I ever accidently fed her this and got her sick (people give me different dog food to try all the time). I’d hate for anyone else to lose their pet also.

angelbabyspice

um?? what the fuck? holy FUCK my boyfriend and I were just about to start feeding our cat blue buffalo omg

merodygirl

Wft really?? Im never going to buy that killer food!! Praying for your pets!

kyller-biis-deactivated20180114

I’m so glad I know this, I’d be heartbroken if my dog died

transbrotherhood

not trans related, but i have like no followers and this needs a wide audience

huskofyourself

blue buffao has had many recalls for reasons including:

- salmonella

- mold

- aluminum

- melamine

- toxic levels of vitamin d

- propylene glycol

please share this with any pet owners you know, this is extremely important

omgwhatsittoyou

Reblogged August 2019

windrunncr

Never buy Blue Buffalo. They’ve been awful for years.

ectoimp

My sisters dogs were not gaining weight properly have constant flip flops between diarrhea and constipation until the vet told her to take them off BB. now they are a healthy weight and are active and have normal poops.

pinkykitten

ok guys this is actually legit and real i took my babies (my dogs) off of their other dog food and i put them on blue buffalo bc i was told it was healthier and one of my bbys needed to lose weigh. i gave it to them and that same day they started throwing up so much and doing diarrhea they had pain in their stomachs, they would cry it was terrible. we didnt think it was the food and we kept trying to figure out what was wrong bc everyone told us blue buffalo was the way to go. we find out it is the new dog food and they are already super sick my dogs like it was scary. thank god we figured out sooner and we took them off the dog food gave them meds to help and fed them pumpkin which helps them w their tummy and we gave them soft food. we switched them back to their old dog food and they have never had a problem w that dog food ever and they r still on it. it was scary i will never and have never bough blue buffalo again.