I am very small and I've got no money

Onyx || He/They🏳️‍🌈 || 20 || Actually Autistic

[spiribia]

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

[commandtower-solring-go]

My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.

[ilexvici]

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[startrekrenegades]

[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

[rita-lashette]

Best. Thing. Ever.

[takemetotheenterprise]

I can’t express how to ecstatic I am to find this video again in the depths of tumblr. It might be one of my favourite posts

[dontlookatmeijustknowstuff]

@dovemortician required viewing

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[edwardspoonhands]

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

[d-c-walker-deactivated20200905]

Post that lives in my head rent free

[great-tweets]

Absolutely THRILLED that this post is making the rounds again.

[idhren]

turn on the sound

[trickstertime]

I was thinking about this post last week and didn’t even bother trying to search for it cuz how in the fuck would you describe it in a way that tumblr search would find

[tumblr]

have you fed yet?

🐍 click the link above or the tumblr logo in the upper left of your dash. do so at your peril.

🐍 eat as many icons as you can. you may recognize them.

🐍 turn your asks on if you want to gather mysterious items from mysterious cat.

🐍 oh, and don't poke the cat, they might poke back.

[eightiesfan]

Countach@home

[knight-rider-fan-2000]

I’M WHEEZING IMAGINE THIS IN KNIGHT RIDER

like, after Micheal retires, and of course he takes Kitt with him because they’re soulmates and they have this in the living room.

(Alternatively, if you self-ship, imagine this in your living room!)

[rabid-transcendentalist]

Caesar has grown too ambitious and knives are flying in the senate! Select a trio of coordinates below and click (keep reading) to see how you contributed to his assassination!

E5 E2 C4

E4 B5 B3

A1 A2 B2

E1 C1 D2

A4 F5 C3

A5 B1 F3

F1 E2 C5

D1 F2 D5

D3 A3 C2

F4 B4 D4

Voting ended onMar 16

[yetanotherkrblog]

Best Sentient Car Out Of My Faves?

K.I.T.T (Knight. Industries. Two. Thousand)

Christine (1983)

The Car (1977)

Herbie the Love Bug

Voting ended onSep 10, 2025

[yetanotherkrblog]

Car 1977 really getting no votes? RIP Car 1977. You're still a king to me.

[woodsdyke]

after i saw the shrek post i went to the swarovski website to see if they had anything else insane and i laughed so hard at this swarovski crystal minecraft pig that i feel sick

[genderfluid-druid]

[ID: a blocky Minecraft pig, mid-stride on a rectangle of green grass, rendered in sparkling crystal. End ID]

[misterbrick42]

hey guys i made the tumblr default pfps but they're looking directly at you

hey while you're here check out the second series i made based on your feedback here

[theterribletenno]

I was just thinking about the old Japanese censorship laws that gave birth to tentacle porn...

So for anyone not in the know, the Japanese government decided to fight perversion with censorship.

Specifically you weren't allowed to draw penises.

So they drew things that WEREN'T penises instead. Like tentacles. Fast forward to today and tentacle porn is an entire standalone genre with thousands upon thousands of examples and enjoyers.

The attempt at censorship did not quell perversion, it only caused it to mutate.

And now I'm thinking about tumblr's decision to ban porn and of all the people leaving captions under videos of heavy machinery and industrial accidents like "I need someone to do this to me" and "this wouldn't fix me but it would help" or "everything reminds me of her"

All this to say that without porn on Tumblr

The perverts are mutating again

[cryptic-vale]

@funnier-when-objectum

We mutated

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[yetanotherkrblog]

Michael Knight, the most objectum coded character of all time you are <3

[catchymemes]

[prof-grace-aspen]

This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head 20 times”.

I have anxiety-induced hissing, which sounds/feels different from sound-induced tinnitus (which I have also experience). Sound-based tinnitus actually sounds like you’re “hearing” something in your ears, whilst the hissing I have feels like it’s “inside my head”, if that makes sense. But this technique still helps!!

[mieaouy]

Here’s a visual I found because I couldn’t understand the instructions well

[sushinfood]

My ringing just went away for the first time in years. What is this blissful quiet.

[roseverdict]

wait wait i gotta try this, i don’t think i’ve had Actual Silence since i was like 5

[roseverdict]

HOW THE FUCK

[alex51324]

Reblogging to save a life, and also because, even if you don’t have tinnitus, this is totally worth trying if you like new sensory experiences.  

[yetanotherkrblog]

What would it be like to be on the run, for whatever reason, while in a relationship with Karr. I'd imagine they'd be ride-or-die for each other (pun intended)

KARR x Runaway!Reader:

•Whatever you and KARR are running from, that's between you and him. No matter what it may be, KARR is going to be beside you throughout all of this; you can count on that. Even if you are on the run for the rest of your lives, KARR will gladly follow you to the ends of the earth.

•You thought KARR was protective before? He's become overbearingly protective now. Why? He won't admit it to you, but he's scared of losing you to what it is you flee from. KARR loves you and needs you; nothing will take you from him.

•Being on the run is hard, but it would've been harder if KARR were not with you. He keeps his scanner peeled for danger and to locate nearby purveyors of food and motels for you if you desperately need a comfy bed to sleep in if sleeping in KARR is becoming too much for you. You can be at peace knowing he's constantly alert.

•As much as KARR looks out for you, you have to look out for him. You repair him whenever and however you can, and if you don't have a mechanic's know-how, KARR will instruct you on how to go about the repairs with an easy to understand step by step explanation.

•In those moments you are both allowed to relax, you and KARR amuse yourselves with conversations on various topics, listening to his vast library of music cassettes, watching TV on his monitors, washing KARR down, or going for leisurely drives in secluded spots.

•Throughout all of this, KARR will reassure you with the sweetest of words and acts of service. You will have no fear, only comfort. Just don't forget to do the same for him, the AI needs reminders of love too.

[depsidase]

[dandelionsresilience]

Just gonna drop these here as a starting point :)

How to identify, and then deal with, your emotions

Emotional regulation skills

Conflict resolution skills

Creating and enforcing boundaries

Dialectical Behavioural Therapy skills

Emotional intelligence ideals to aim for

Axes of self-care/wellbeing

Self-care self-evaluation (find out where you’re starting)

How to make a self-care checklist

How to start a self-care habit

Reparenting resources

Crash Course Psychology

KhanAcademy: Understanding the Self and Society (some units more relevant than others)

Emotional education activities for children and teens

Social-Emotional Learning activities for kids (information can be adapted for adults)

[radak1985]

I'm reblogging to actually use this

[a-pocket-0f-scarecrows]

Reblogging so I can read all of this; I think I do need to do better with my emotional maturity so this will come in handy.

[pomegranateteeth]

don’t worry about the ‘dies irae’ notes in my leitmotif i’m totally fine