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noise dept.
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@ooferdang
me @ myself knowing full well I’d go dark side for an attractive villain
they’re so messy I can’t
[discovered]
[immediately mocked by scientists]
me as a discovery
How can you not include the video?
@lordcephalopod
THEY’RE ROASTING HIM
Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3
thank you @agentliz
The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever
If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.
Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish
Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?
After all these years…
Damn, that calls for a cigarette
Hehehheh, oh whoops
Whoever burned the library of Alexandria
Your mom’s a ho
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omg….
OMFG
@riverwriter
BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST
“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks
this post is a wild ride from start to finish
I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!
😂😂😂
Cold tea
Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk
Cold coffee
I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???
YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???
Hogwarts Houses as: Ryan Reynolds tweets about being a parent
Gryffindor:
Ravenclaw:
Hufflepuff:
Slytherin:
5A period, honey .
3️⃣🅰️
Why does don’t you dare sound normal but do not you dare sound weird?
Dream Big!!
Or else big will dream you.
Surviving IKEA
Never enter near closing hours.
Do not mispronounce IKEA product names. What you summon will haunt you.
Do not trust the arrows.
Walls shift and new ones appear out of nowhere.
Avoid, at any cost, staying after closing hours.
Do not ask employees for directions to the exit. Most of them have been trapped inside the building ever since they signed the contract. These once happy and good people have grown spiteful. Do not trust them. They want you to stay.
Make the bed after trying it out. It makes them less angry.
In case you are trapped:
Find John. He has lived in the store for six years, unnoticed.
Avoid eye contact with employees roaming around.
Hide whenever possible.
The ghost families living in the showrooms won’t betray you.
Do not steal any pencils. It will give away your position.
Avoid walking through the bed area. The creatures sleeping there won’t appreciate your presence.
When music from the 30s starts blasting through the speakers, Walter, the handyman, has noticed you and wants to drive his screwdriver through your ear.
Run.
He often shouts jokes chasing you followed by the laughter of IKEA personnel echoing throughout the store. Never let your guard down.
Open as many wardrobes as you can. Some of them are magic portals. Pray that you find one in time before he finds you.
Only go through a portal when absolutely necessary. What you find on the other side is often not pleasant.
If there is no other option, try pronouncing the name of the IKEA furniture closest to you. The ground will start to shake. Prepare yourself for the worst.
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I just wanted a bookshelf, man
This Aquarium Picks The Naughtiest Penguin Of The Month
We thought that cats were absolutely shameless creatures but it turns out that penguins are no better either.
Photos by National Aquarium of New Zealand - Via Bored Panda
My biggest takeaways from this are that Mo is starting some kind of fish theft ring and Timmy finally snapped after being pushed off the pier one too many times.
RIP Tall Matt
Am I the only one who doesn’t understand the plot of avatar like why is a 14 year old bald kid expected to save the world from imminent doom?
Zuko is hot, I’ll give it that.
If I had a dollar for how many times a day I think about sponge bob, I’d be a rich man.
Rome.
When in Rome, do as the romans do...
Kill your best friend and the leader of the Roman Empire.