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your future president's blog

[weirdmageddon]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[theblehthatbloos]

[theweirdwideweb]

The people protesting to open businesses up don’t want to go back to work, they want *you* to go back to work so they can go to a movie or a restaurant.

[theweirdwideweb]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I didn’t exist in your life until you read this sentence

[felicorvid]

Not true showerthoughts I see your shit ass posts every day

[aguaman-deactivated20170531]

when i lose this baby fat on my face then u will realize

[asociate]

do u ever just look at someone and get annoyed

[aidashakur]

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[zackisontumblr]

me: *puts earphones in*

me:

me:

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me:

me:

me:

me:

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me: oh right

me: *plays music*

[prasejeebus]

JESUS

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[laughordie]

this was a real show 

[zackisontumblr]

[thyrell]

@staff im begging you to let me reblog this

[slajm]

do you read HP as health points, hit points, heart points or something else? write your answer in the tags, i’m genuinely curious

[gpsandstuff]

[foodnetwork-fandom]

someone who doesn’t watch cutthroat kitchen caption this

[fullofowls]

Lumiere tries to recapture the magic of Be Our Guest as a human. It doesn’t really work.

[chicagno]

[nowhites]

ok im going back to sleep

[killjillvt]

when someone says something so stupid that you can’t use anything in your current vernacular to describe how wrong they are