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unclefather

mattressblowoutsale

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

sci-the-superb

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

dreamingofbabylon

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

socialmediapeasant

Grilled cheese!!!!

dreamingofbabylon

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

socialmediapeasant

Tonight we dine like kings

foointerrupted

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

beggars-opera

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

makeupandchill

Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.

killbaned

this is so fucking gross

but is this bra available for purchase tho

inkskinned

when someone loves you - really loves you - treat them gently. text your best friend back when you can. tell your mother you noticed her haircut and that she was right about that recipe. tell your grandfather that the boats in his bottles are the best things you’ve ever seen. be good to the people who are good to you. it’s the least you can do.

cwote

This post makes me feel warm :)

hckleinman

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront. I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

whitmerule

but girl eating fruit is evil. hey, @staff? Screw you. THIS is why we’re angry.

bartenderbendy

Yo, everyone should sign this petition here, I’m sure there’s already a post for it but the link should be spread around as much as possible. Reblog this post please, all that good stuff.

oooffffyyyy-blog

You gotta sign it guys!

thankyousirmayihaveanother

just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets

gahdamnpunk

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

knitmeapony

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

thesaltofcarthage

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous.

oooffffyyyy-blog

Women are the embodiment of society!

funnypicsdept

Current move: watching B99 with a cookie jar on my lap to catch the crumbs as I eat the cookies

#eating cookies #b99 #cookies #yuumm

dankmemecentral1

A longer arm could decide a vital cat fight!

oooffffyyyy-blog

I have a friend that does this to every boy in school! its hilarious

of-aurora

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.

bigbuffcheetohpuff97-deactivate

ive never hit reblog so fast

project-savvy-deactivated201903

Neither have I

officialsuriel

Nor have i

ranawaytotelltheworld

elodieunderglass

oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

dr-dendritic-trees

[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy. She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]

geminigeek

Now this is quality content.

iashvee-deactivated20190311

my heart feels so warm seeing this

candiikismet

I will always reblog this. OTTERS!!!!

best-shower-thoughts

There are millions of people who have forgotten “the game” for years and just lost it (source)

chicklikemeblog

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.

fenchurchdent-blog

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.

thebicker

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)

silverblueroses-blog

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. That needed to be repeated. Even Playboy.

just-shower-thoughts

As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise

kaleighbytheway

When my parents were fighting for custody, I was old enough to have a say, so they put me under oath to assure I was being honest with my feelings. Using my best serious face, knowing what was coming, when offered the bible to swear on, I requested to swear on the secretary’s hole punch, “because it’s far more honest. It says it’s going to punch a hole, and it does, best God I’ve seen today.” My mom buried her face in her hands, my dad sighed and rubbed his forehead. The judge almost choked on his water before telling the bailiff “find this young lady a hole punch!”