mediocre at best

*nana ~ she/her ~ 25+ ~ 18+ blog*

[kendymaycry]

when his cock is a little too big to fit all the way between your lips the very first time you ever feel brave enough to try and suck him off so he holds your mouth open with his thumb while slipping inside and dragging the biggest thing you've ever had in your mouth across your warm and wet tongue

[tired-biscuit]

omegaverse au where you’re openly into each other/could definitely be mates, but others need to literally keep you apart physically because you come from different social circles and it just wouldn’t “mix well”.

[ohcashewart]

[teataglia]

i just can't stop thinking abt guided hip movements, big strong hands gripping your sides and dragging you back and forth.........

[lunebrew]

i need to be tossed over a shoulder . air jail

[kkuron]

Ninja Shoyo!!

[oooohno]

Happy Sunday evening everyone! I donated blood for the first time today & at first the health care professionals joked about how nice my vines are & how easy it will be to draw blood….that enthusiasm quickly turned into disbelief when almost nothing came out…and then both of them become a little bashful when they realized that they haven’t opened one of the tube thingies all the way to let my blood run through lmaooo

[sketchinator]

Everyone else was dressed for a burglary and then there was Sugi, wearing his Sunday best.

This panel cracks me up. It looks like he's wearing a suit

[startcarvingdarling]

I was missing my favorite pirate so I figured it was time to get a new comm! This was done by votaa from vgen!

[yuutaguro]

everyone put ur favs in a binder and juicy couture sweatpant NOW ✨

[saintshigaraki]

how endo looks at you after beating someone half to death bc they were mean to you one time

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[mewnbuns]

doublé penetration except both cocks belong to the same guy

[eussstasss]

champagne fizzles

shidou ryusei x reader

you get a nosebleed on your first date with shidou.

f!reader if you squint (just one hint at it, blink and you'll miss it), blood mention (only a little graphic), gets suggestive (they soooo want each other). gentle shidou. dividers by cafekitsune

WC: 1k

It had been a while since you left him at the table. Not long enough to worry about Shidou leaving you after running out of patience but long enough to worry about the time you will definitely be spending in the restroom, tossing a myriad of blood-drenched tissues in the trash bin if your nose keeps on mimicking a faucet.

You hadn't done so much as taken a seat at your table, glancing around the decorations of the fancy restaurant when you felt that familiar sensation up on your nose, cursing under your breath at knowing what was to come, you promptly opened your bag to retrieve a tissue and headed to the restroom.

Shidou called the waiter not long after you left him.

______

The door opens not by much.

“Sweets, you alone there?”

“I am.” His voice pulls you from your thoughts and a part of you dies from embarrassment as your words to come out unclear and your voice to sound like a pitched whine.

Then it's opened carelessly.

His sight zeroes in on your bloodied fingers applying pressure to your nose and the tissue between them that turns crimson. Your shocked face from seeing him turns into a confused frown when you notice a bottle of champagne in his hand, dripping with the ice water it must have been left to chill in.

“For your pretty head. Sit.” Nodding towards the sinks, Shidou puts the champagne bottle near the soap dispenser and grabs your waist with both hands, helping you sit on the marble countertop.

He knows his way handling nosebleeds, he has got them plenty of times before, either from being under the sun for too long, training his body as he gets tanned or from getting hit in the face by a football by accident, or by choice when the cells in his body scream at him to score a goal using his head.

Besides he's not that much of a jerk to leave you by yourself at a time like this.

Fuchsia irises look expectantly at you, his hands startle you when they go to your knees but ultimately you get the message and open your legs to give him space to position himself between them.

He holds gently the cold bottle to your forehead with one hand and supports the back of your head with his other one, noticing the clear shiver your body made when he put his hand on your scalp and choosing not to comment on it.

Yet.

But he won't hide his smirk.

______

Every now and then, Shidou asks how you're feeling, the exhaust fan and jazz covers of pop songs playing from a speaker somewhere in the room fill the moments of silence.

The cyclic process of checking if the bleeding has stopped, tossing the stained paper towel and retrieving a new one from the dispenser to your right—the pack of tissues in your bag now long gone— is what gives your not so subtle eyefucking a brief interlude.

You look up at him, your eyes starting on the strands of hair that go from blonde roots to pink ends, following equally blonde lashes that clash in the most attractive contrast with tanned skin and fixating on his lips.

Then you move to his neck and torso, where lean muscle is being sinfully hided by the suit you are eager to take off and finally your sight lands on his hips from where you're pinning him.

He can't deny the praise he feels at being shamelessly checked out by you, nor can he deny being doing the same thing to you since he first saw you.

“See something you like?”

Smiling you return his gaze, tilting your head sideways while you draw one of your knees up and down his hip. “I do, actually.”

He's not the one who was losing blood yet he can't help but feel lightheaded as he feels it flowing elsewhere.

______

“Finally.” You sigh smiling up at him once the bleeding has stopped and the paper towel comes out clean.

You try to slide off the counter but your thighs split a bit more and your crotch nighs his as Shidou makes no attempt to move. Instead he puts the bottle of champagne near the sink, collects more paper towels to damp with water to clean your face and begins wiping off the blood around your nostrils in a soft manner.

Any sound around both of you seems to be drown out and when he finishes cleaning your upper lip, the apparent silence between you gets broken. “I'm pretty sure they gave our table to someone else already.”

He puts a hand on the wall behind you, looks down to the dried beads of blood staining your clothes and leans, returning his sight back at your eyes and his nose almost brushing with yours. “Change of plans. I take you to my place and get you out of these clothes.”

You tug him by the belt while smiling at him, the kind of smile that makes your eyes squint a little.

“Out of these clothes and into clean ones, right?”

“Sure, if you wanna get dressed again.” Your laugh echoes in the room and its breeze tickles his cheek.

Albeit it's a smug proposition, it's a far better idea than continuing the date here; given that it's at the privacy of his place where you'll have plenty of time to get to really know each other.

Now that there isn't any other matter than can take away the attention you have on each other, both realize the slim space between your bodies and how you want nothing more than to make it nonexistent. Like an electric force, the pull between one another increases as the distance separating you lessens.

However, no matter how eager you are to take the leap, the thrill of being on the verge of falling will always make your legs feel like giving out and your pulse to start racing.

The mutual enthrallment is shortly lived as the restroom door is opened, instantly followed by a gasp.

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[oooohno]

Debating which one of my faves would be the type to be too impatient to wait for our wedding night so he tries to fuck me right before we walk down the aisle……

[almaadst]

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