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Two things. First, she didn't even use the right map. The map she tweeted is from the 2004 election. Second, here is the 2016 map adjusted for population, because surface area doesn't vote, people do...

Source: https://twitter.com/karim_douieb/status/1181695687005745153

tht1awsomedude

fallout-fallen-knight

Some raider: Asshole’s using a stealth boy!

Me and the lads, wearing power armor with the radio on and blaring “Butcher Pete”, not even bothering to crouch:

raptorific

Told @shinraco that she should code her discord bot to respond to all mentions of Fullmetal Alchemist by repeating “Fullmetal Alchemist” like the commercial breaks and she ended up having to shoot the bot dead just to stop what we’d created

crossguild

the full saga….

jageunyeoujari

let her speak!!

lanqu-e-deactivated20200420

lgbtqpjo

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

thehumorousace

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

thesoftgrape

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

racefaker

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

lena-luthor

lesbianpeachs

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

ggghosties

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

exomoon

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

stinkle-mcfuckwit

read this fuckin post

cricketcat9

I would add an American and American™, but do I want to open this Can of Worms…

kenny-wind-yt

As an American…

OPEN THE CAN OF WORMS

gmbencompetence

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

jupiterjunebug

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

gmbencompetence

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

thisisdefinitelyacreativename

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

gmbencompetence

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

turtle-powered

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

gmbencompetence

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

analienorsutin

Rare blue watermelon

sickofimmortality

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

akiraita

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

unicornfan

soap makes water molecules smaller

elphabaoftheopera

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

brucebocchi

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

adataraxia

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

softurl

sasukehateblog

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

painisthecleanser

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

stankyleg-deactivated2918973

The two way mirror

rinlockhart

“listen here, cumslut.”

tenaflyviper

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

pettydavis

this is like staring directly into the sun during an eclipse

shutyourmoustache

The goose

is running loose

to the sound

of lizzo’s “juice.”

airfare-included

Okay but I’m pretty sure they changed the word “juice” to “goose” and I’m 100% living for this.

iamnotawomanimagod

the whole point of the Panini video and song is that Lil Nas X knows he’s everywhere now, and knows people are sick of him - but he also knows he’s special, and he just wants to entertain people, and if we just give him a chance, he’ll show us something beautiful.

when Skai finally stops running, he stops dancing, and switches the digital images from ads to a beautiful landscape

stop and listen. don’t let this creative, gay black kid be another one hit wonder.