No cappuccino after eleven.

Come for the drawings, stay for the crude humor. (sometimes nsfw, mostly dragon age/mass effect/assassin's creed)

[dumnslut]

[strobetogether]

[opallight]

@renlyslittlerose 💕

[guiltfactory]

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

[onisuright]

OniSu (18+)

Подорожники с дедами и без дедов. Простигосподи. Мой ник Онису/Онис 🚫Канал 18+ вы предупреждены! Подписываясь, вы подтверждаете, что вам е

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[spider-artdump]

[meysq]

playing gta online as philomena cunk

[wicked-felina]

Can't leave a perfect Philomena interview sitting in the tags.

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[slimereveler]

oh so when the golgi apparatus modifies proteins it's cool but when i, the bashful prion,

[slimereveler]

golgi can't even get it up to activation energy without using enzymes. come over baby i can make our bodies fit together so perfectly we'll never want to be apart

[cantotallyeven]

[Image Description: Kombucha girl meme saying no to BDS then yes to M]

[chaoticgouda]

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

[fieldbears]

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

[artemis-in-space]

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

[mevil]

[ladymaplecourt]

Hi my name is Mordechai ben Yair ben Shimei ben Kish, ish Yimini and I am from the tribe of Binyamin (that’s how I got my name) with a long white beard that reaches my mid-abs and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like King Saul (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I AM related to Queen Esther which is great because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a prophet but I'm humble and scholarly. I’m also a Jew, and I was a member of a respected group called the Sanhedrin in the Hall of Hewn Stones where I learned seventy languages (I’m one hundred). I’m a vizier (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly royal blue. I am second to the king and I get all my clothes from him. For example today I was wearing royal robes of blue and white, and a mantle of fine linen and purple wool. I was wearing a magnificent gold crown and riding a royal horse. I was sitting by the castle gates. A counter-decree had been issued so the Jews were not in mortal peril, which I was very happy about. A lot of antisemites stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[kiyomitakada]

liking an unpopular ship is like being dehydrated in a desert and liking a popular ship is like being dehydrated in the middle of the pacific ocean. you understand

[theterry]

My take on Dannika Greysteel and Copper Knobberknocker from Icewind Dale: Rime of the Frostmaiden 5e campaign. I understand why Dannika doesn't have an official art, but Copper not having an illustration is criminal- just look at his description in the book- "Copper walks around in a fuzzy suit and hood that he made himself; although it's quite warm, it makes him look like a teddy bear." ...Unacceptable.

[skyrigel]

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]