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† He/Any · 21 · cluster b traits † DPDR is my main inconvenience 🧟‍♂️

[openheartsurgeryonghosts]

fall in love with me, just leave me out of it

[deltorandagger]

Seems people have a lot of trouble with dealing with those who have narcissistic personality disorder. So here's a nice little quick guide.

Ways to deal with your local problematic narcissist:

Give them money.

Treat them like a person.

Hand over all of your money to them.

Explain to them in detail exactly how cool they are, they'll appreciate it.

Slip em a 20 dollar note.

Remove the phrase "narcissistic abuse" from your whole vocabulary.

Pay them in cash right now.

Punch an ableist on their behalf.

Offer them 50 dollars.

[openheartsurgeryonghosts]

it's a real shame that i can't just be special to everyone all the time but they leave me alone for the most part, nah nah everyone gotta have someone they value more than me

[saint-amongst-men]

"I think I might have NPD" "No you don't dw :) people with NPD never question if they have NPD because they never self-refle-"

[seawanter]

(said shakily, through tears) I'm so cool and nonchalant... i handle criticism so well... I don't need to strive to be the best because I'm already the best... I'm the genius of the century... everyone loves me...

[feeling-likeastranger]

sometimes i look in the mirror and don’t even recognize myself. like i’m trapped inside a stranger who just happens to have my face.

[cosmicconstruct]

I promise I'm really smart it's just all my best thoughts get lost in The Fog

[oshidorifuufu]

*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately

*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it

[openheartsurgeryonghosts]

The single worst thing you can do during an episode/crash is listen to music that relates to said feelings

[sodapillz]

What waking up to a dry phone feels like

[sincerelynotasnail]

Devaluing people is so hard like AGH I want to be an ass but I can’t just be an ass because then people will think I’m being an ass and I can’t look like an ass now can I

[anarcho-narcissist]

Sometimes having NPD feels like your self esteem is being held hostage by the people around you, and you just wanna scream "give me some fucking compliments so I can feel good about myself", but you know that's not a socially acceptable thing to ask for so you just keep your mouth shut and try to crash out as quietly as possible

[miki-kit]

[getjinxzed]

i like that npd gives me a different perspective on being different. being autistic i have been alienated and profoundly different than everybody around me all my life, but i feel superior because im different, makes me think i must be some kind of divine being sometimes

[openheartsurgeryonghosts]

I'm a good person, you can be good too if you're like me,,,

[nofuckingideawho]

being mentally ill AND self aware? zero stars, would not recommend

[self-dx-culture-is]

self-dx npd culture is i can't tell anyone that i think i have npd because what if it turns out that i was wrong?? i can't let anyone percieve me being wrong about something, i always need to look intelligent and perfect and right about everything. can't even bring it up to a therapist (which is probably why therapy never seems to work well for me...) because i refuse to risk being wrong about anything especially in front of an "expert"

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