uma thurman just watched me hard launch
Monterey Bay Aquarium

JVL
Today's Document
DEAR READER

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
sheepfilms

titsay

Love Begins
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Cosmic Funnies
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi

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Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
will byers stan first human second
RMH
Show & Tell

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@openphan
uma thurman just watched me hard launch
everytime i listen to Hand in Glove by The Smiths i think about Dan and Phil and get sad
imagine we were all wrong and the pinof kiss happened after the giraffe question
july 4th is no longer independence day it is pinof kiss confirmed day if i am celebrating that is what i am celebrating just btw
Phil Lester is to me what Sarah Michelle Gellar is to Phil Lester
chewing ice
pinof kiss real btw
the only phannie i know irl who i can talk to about the tour with is my therapist our session after sept 26 is gonna be CRAZY
update: had the first session since it was announced and the first question she asked when i walked in the room was “so you heard about the tour right” 😭
i’m still here btw
hard launch tour prediction!! Everyone is having a normal time. dnp seem fine. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Phil says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “High Hopes.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “every snowflakes different just like you.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “High Hopes” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing their Yo Gabba Gabba Christmas hit. Everyone in the crowd is going to be ok. Then if things couldn’t get any more ok, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss their secret girlfriends, holding the straight flag.
Being a dan and Phil fan is like having a full time job
plushie stars
phetus philly
the only phannie i know irl who i can talk to about the tour with is my therapist our session after sept 26 is gonna be CRAZY
showing my mom tit to prepare her for the hard launch tour im starting to regret having her get tickets with me
obsessed w the contrast <3