HARMACIST

[mtsodie]

sorry for doing science experiments on u . it will happen again

[lclordcrescent]

A little gorgeous Vlad.

And a couple more options

[maelwife]

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

[littlesovietchan]

He scrolls through everything you've drawn.

[pissditching]

i'm just saying i should be able to experiment on myself consequence free. crack this beast open and observe my own insides. hold my own still beating heart in my hand and just put it back and stitch myself up. set myself on fire and walk it off. this could be qualified as masturbation.

[chickadeemon]

I ate the wishbone when nobody was looking >:}

[operative-j]

I blame your Father for this behavior

[monsterritory]

"What were YOU doing at the Devil's sacrament?" Getting my dick sucked. Next question

[operative-j]

Chickadee is a cute nickname, actually

[covetousdimidiation]

You could fight god and win, yes, but you would not ever have any need to. We hire people for that.

[chickadeemon]

You get me. You understand the machinations of my mind. Unlike a certain SOMEONE in this household. >:(

[operative-j]

What did I do THIS time????

[chickadeemon]

Against the wishes of my Fathers, I have obtained Social Media.

You may all now beg for my benevolence and mercy, but none shall be forthcoming.

[operative-j]

I'm blaming the grandiose monologuing on your other father I have nothing to do with whatever this is.

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[covetousdimidiation]

You were found guilty and convicted of exile until the term is up, only then will we re-evaluate a closer position.

You wound me, sir, to imply that my food might in any world reach you at anything less than perfectly fresh and ideally warm state.

[operative-j]

The judge, you, had a conflict of interests. When you get caught up teaching someone new how to cook, I can't be sure you wont forget about little ol' me.

[covetousdimidiation]

Your fair warning is right here in plain text in public, Mr. Valentine.

Anyway, I have meals to be making. You know that. And you are still at three room minimum exile while that is occurring.

If anything goes awry I expect you to hold that distance while shooting.

[operative-j]

I maintain that my presence was simply correlation with what happened to the air fryer, not causation. However, in the interest of peace I shall maintain the three room exile, on the condition that you bring me my portions before they get cold.

[operative-j]

If you're going to invite guests over at least give me fair warning

[sphaggotry]

in the j store. straight up 'sorcing it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My researtch.

[ghost-pasta]

This is a callout post @ people who are thirsty for Vlad

[player-membrane]

What is commitment to you?

Live Vivisection.