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The Skype call ringtone noise activates my fight or flight response
“Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then another thousand, then a second hundred, then a thousand, then a hundred More.”
— Catullus, tr. by Len Krisak, from “Let’s Live, and Let Us Love,”
john mulaney is a horrible person. wake up guys. stop reblogging posts about him. stop supporting him. he is a despicable person. seriously. he SAW what they were doing to tyler and he did nothing. tell me, how is he better than a nazi?
Honestly I’m both sides of this conversation
Peter Parker, also known as the popular superhero ‘Spiderman’, is roughly 16-17 years old, meaning he was born in either 2001 or 2002. Contrary to popular belief, this place him firmly in the ‘Gen Z’ category, rather than the millennial category that many place him in. By extrapolating this information, we can conclude that Peter Parker not only knows what a furry is, but constantly has to grapple with the fact that his spider-centric identity is, in fact, his fursona. In this essay I will-
I’m actually 5 mental disorders stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat
Is anyone ever going to talk about the fact that George Washington is naked on the US quarter coin?
Look at his clearly defined neck and collarbone. He’s shirtless. Compare to Thomas Jefferson on the US nickel:
or Abraham Lincoln on the penny:
Franklin D Roosevelt on the dime cuts off at his neck, so it’s entirely possible that he’s wearing a shirt but it’s just not showing.
Why did the person who designed the quarter choose to leave him shirtless??? Why would they make the decision to leave his neck and collarbone exposed???? What new conspiracy is behind this wh
george washington wore nothing but a thong his entire presidency and no one has uncovered the truth Untill Now
it was never mentioned in the books because it wasn’t important to america’s journey
My talents include:
- falling in love with everyone who’s nice to me
- jumping to conclusions
- pushing loved ones away
- AHHHHHHH™
remember when you were a kid and you’d be reading history books or something and you’d see that someone was born in the 1890s and they seemed EXTRA OLD because they were born in the 1800s, and they were born at the very end of the 1800s but it still made them seem that much more ancient. like you could see someone born on december 31, 1899 and to you they seemed older than they would’ve if they had been born january 1, 1900
anyways today i was at my baby cousin’s house and he’s like 4 years old, and he asked when my birthday was and i said september 13, 1995 and he was like “wow you’re old” and i said i was only 22 and he said “but…1995. that’s OLD!!” and god…. i was born in the 1900s and the generation of kids who find that inherently old are being born. i knew it would happen but god it was a weird feeling.
but this also happens with us too…if you are a “1900’s kid” and someone says that they were born in the 2000’s its like….what do you mean that you are 15? You are five years old.
TRUE!!! like whenever someone says shit like “hello, i was born in the year 2000 and i’m 18 years old” it’s like nah you’re two. you’re two years old. you may only be about four years younger than me, but you are two.
listen we all know time stopped working properly in about 2007, and may have stopped moving at all somewhere between 2012-2014
me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*
me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat
DEAD
Make the bots movie!!!!!!
‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.
“We hate kings and love honest labor!”
The latest installment in “Anti-Communist Propaganda That Actually Makes Us Look Cool AF”
“freedom to assassinate those we don’t like”
FREE LOVE ——————- FREE MURDER
I major in being stupid and minor in loving women
And I have a 4.0 GPA mother fuckers