let's keep it sexy and mindful

[tsukinonatsu]

[bearilya]

myshane tends to narrate what he’s doing around the house as a vocal stim. myilya loves to interact with it.

shane, under his breath: putting this in the trash. putting this in the—

ilya, across the room: MAKE A BASKET

(shane tosses it in in one. Ilya cheers)

shane: doing the laundry. doing the laundry

ilya, echoing: the laundry.

shane: the laundry.

[medrawawi]

[tinylilhollander]

Ilya always has a mop of frizzy wild curls at the cottage because

They're always in and out of the water – lake swims, pool swims, hot tub, showers – so doing his curl routine each time would be crazy when he could be spending that precious time sucking his boyfriend's dick.

Shane's not the biggest fan of how Ilya's styling products feel. He'll tolerate it, but Ilya can tell by his face that the texture isn't his favourite. Less product = more hair touching.

Shane's hands are always in his hair. When they're kissing. When they're watching a movie. When they fuck. When Ilya sits with his head in Shane's lap. When they're napping on the couch together. Shane's hands are usually full of a handful of Ilya's curls.

Shane seems to really like it. One time Shane said Ilya's fluffy hair made him look like a duckling and he's been chasing that high ever since.

He just prefers this version of him that doesn't need to look perfect and be perfect to be loved and adored. Shane never makes him feel lazy for letting his hair get a little wild over summer. He kisses his temples and tells him he's so fucking beautiful.

[nonlynear]

www.areyouabadperson.com

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[prodboycat]

CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. luca guadagnino

[masochism101]

WantingSomethingICantHave.com

[sobcat]

[texasinnersmile]

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

[bipolar4autistic]

ilyas last day at the cottage that first summer there is literally impossible for me to think about. i try to and i immediately black out and when i come to i have a headache and a tummy ache and im dehydrated from crying but i have no memory of my time in that headspace

[clytemnestraaa]

again i must say. crucial that hayden pike is mormon and shane just straight up has never noticed. like it’s really funny for the shane and hayden duo. the rest of the metros are getting kicked out of strip clubs and then both shane and hayden go to bed at 8pm and agree that coffee is a sin. and shane just thinks hayden is the only other smart person on the team. they’re having conversations where hayden is like “it pollutes your spirit” and shane is like “exactlyyyyy”

[feminine-gurl9]

[oilpalette]

Emerald Mood, 2025 by Bulgarian artist Trayko Popov

[dridelus]

[asteriavinifera]

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?