Oof

I like to cover myself in baby powder and and take baths in peanut butter

[optimus-primes-thot]

I feel like tfp Ratchet would listen to jazz. Something like this. Idk, probably wrong.

[optimus-primes-thot]

*megatron by Niki Minaj starts playing*

Optimus Prime: N o no

*fidles with speaker*

Optimus Prime: turn that off

Optimus Prime: NO

[optimus-primes-thot]

Sam when Optimus saves them from S-Seven: say hello my little friend

[optimus-primes-thot]

So I just realized that the cube is basically if Primus and Unicron had a child, because it has properties similar to dark energon - Being able to turn inanimate object into living metal - but it’s also able to creat worlds and fill them with life which is clearly Primus because you know he’s basically the god of creation and life and unicron the god of destruction and chaos.

[optimus-primes-thot]

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever seen Optimus prime lookin so fine

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever Ratchet holding a hatchet

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever seen Ultra Magnus holding a magnet

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever seen Bulkhead shredding guitar

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever seen Bee in a tree

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever seen Arcee in a party

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever seen Wheeljack being a snack

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

Where the watermelones grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

Have you ever seen Smokescreen any more green

Down by the bay

Down by the bay

[optimus-primes-thot]

Transformer fan at their wedding:

Optimus Prime: drop that mother fucker

Transformers fan: um, yes

[optimus-primes-thot]

Optimus wondering why everyone is staring at his hips:

Optimus’ hips in question:

[optimus-primes-thot]

Every transformers fan at sometime in there life: *looks at Optimus prime*

Transformers fan: I like it like that

[optimus-primes-thot]

Normal person: so who are you attracted to

Transformers fan: *sweating*

Normal person: say it

Transformers fan: Optimus Prime

Normal person: OpTiMuS pRiMe

[optimus-primes-thot]

So I just found out that in S2E8 of tfp when agent Fowler is listening to music in his car it’s actually the guitar playing to the tune of the touch by stand bush

[optimus-primes-thot]

Hasbro: Michael bay is going to make transformers live action movies

Transformers Famdom after watching the first several movies: You fucked up perfectly good characters is what you did. Look at them. You gave them anxiety.

[optimus-primes-thot]

Ok so I’m just sitting here watching transformers and I start thinking. How much gravitational pull does cybertron have?? Like I get that it’s larger, but that doesn’t mean anything if it doesn’t have mass. Cybertron is so much bigger than earth and one would think that since it’s made of metal that it would have (theoretically speaking) 1,000 times the mass of earth, but if that were true, jack wouldn’t be able to even stand on cybertron less live more than half a second and the bots wouldn’t be able to move at the same rate as they do on earth. And since jack and Arcee seemed to be able to move just fine that would make one person think that it either had the same or even a little more mass than earth. BUT ITS MADE OF METAL. METAL HAS MORE MASS THAN DIRT. IM HONESTLY SO CONFUSED.

[optimus-primes-thot]

ALSO ARE THERE LAYERS TO CYBERTRON LIKE THERE ARE TO EARTH??? LIKE COMPACT METAL, MOLTEN METAL??

[optimus-primes-thot]

Ok so I’m just sitting here watching transformers and I start thinking. How much gravitational pull does cybertron have?? Like I get that it’s larger, but that doesn’t mean anything if it doesn’t have mass. Cybertron is so much bigger than earth and one would think that since it’s made of metal that it would have (theoretically speaking) 1,000 times the mass of earth, but if that were true, jack wouldn’t be able to even stand on cybertron less live more than half a second and the bots wouldn’t be able to move at the same rate as they do on earth. And since jack and Arcee seemed to be able to move just fine that would make one person think that it either had the same or even a little more mass than earth. BUT ITS MADE OF METAL. METAL HAS MORE MASS THAN DIRT. IM HONESTLY SO CONFUSED.

[optimus-primes-thot]

Is it just me or does 4 seem a lot farther away from 6 than it actually is

[optimus-primes-thot]

OH SHIT GUESS I CANT MAKE MY OWN MONEY. GUESS I GOTTA CLEAN THE HOUSE AND TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS. THIS AINT THE FUCKING 50S ANYMORE WALMART GROW THE FUCK UP.

AND BEFORE YOU EVEN SAY IT. THEY MADE A SUPER DAD TO.

WELL I GUESS ONLY MEN CAN MAKE MONEY AND PLAY SPORTS ACCORDING TO WALMART STANDARDS. GUESS MEN CANT CLEAN OR TAKE CARE IF KIDS EITHER SINCE THATS WHAT THE WOMEN DOES.

[optimus-primes-thot]

I started learning about the Huns in history and I immediately turned on I’ll make a man out of you from Mulan.

[theforcekeepers]

DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

[wreckedupbarnes]

This also applies to baristas

[kimchicutie-deactivated20180618]

Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit. 

I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte.

5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the “Oh! time to poop!” kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now I’ve had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a “pretentious white girl for wanting soy”and so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it.

Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm.

So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet or “Skinny” or “soy” or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death

[housebuiltbyghosts-deactivated2]

also if they ARE trying to be healthy you should give it to them to!! Its not your decision to police or question others food choices!!! 

also im lactose intolerant AND ive had stomach infections/ulcers so i feel this. 

[cartoonkatelyn]

I have Celiac Disease, so I’m very gluten intolerant. When I go out to eat at restaurants a lot of people just assume that I asked for my food gluten free because of the gluten free diet fad (which is usually a bullshit diet btw). 

Last month I went out to dinner with a friend at an italian restaurant that had a small gluten free menu. I had been there once before and had their gluten free pasta and it was great! I think one of the managers had been there and was super helpful when taking my order to make sure that everything was gluten free for me. When I ordered the gluten free pasta again this time though, the waitress who took my order all but rolled her eyes at me. I didn’t think much of it at the time, because the restaurant was so accommodating before, I just assumed it would be the same this time.

But sure enough, they brought out my pasta, I ate it, and about an hour later I had extreme stomach pains and was throwing up (in a movie theater no less).

Barfing and agonizing pain aside, eating gluten when you have celiac causes a lot of internal damage that’s hard to notice. The biggest thing is that it damages your intestines, preventing your body from absorbing nutrients properly, which can take months to heal.

So PLEASE, if you work at a restaurant or anything with food and someone asks for something a certain way, please listen to them and don’t just disregard someone’s order. It’s not funny and it can have serious consequences.

[somethingnottooclever]

I will reblog this with every single story about someone getting sick because of an asshole giving them the opposite of what they ordered until it sinks in for everyone.

[sailornightfury]

Recently on the news a 16 year old boy with a dairy allergy had gone to eat at IHOP with his family. The specifically asked if they could make dairy free pancakes and they said yes. Not too long after he had a reaction and was rushed to the hospital. This kid died because the was dairy in his pancakes that they asked for no dairy. His epi pen that his mother had wasn’t enough to help him. I know working in fast food or any job that’s serves food and beverage sucks but not as much as causing someone to get sick over negligence.

[obstinate-nocturna]

My youngest cousin – who is now five, he just started kindergarten – has Celiac’s disease. You would not BELEIVE the amount of times I’ve heard my aunt say she’s ordered something gluten free, only to watch the waiter or waitress’s eyes go huge when she gives it to my cousin – my cousin with the medical id band on his tiny five year old wrist proclaiming I HAVE CELIACS and have to take it back. Shit like this could kill my cousin. Knock it the fuck off.

[iopele]

I cannot tolerate caffeine–it makes me have chest pain and a racing pulse, and also gives me horrible body pain, so I always ask for decaf if I order coffee when I’m out, and doublecheck with the waiter/ress when they bring it. but instead of saying “is this decaf like I asked for?” I always say “oh, did I remember to order decaf?” I shouldn’t have to act like I’m the forgetful one (because I know damn well I asked for decaf) but it seems to work better than implying that they screwed up when I take the blame on myself like that. and if there’s any hesitation when they answer, I tell them, “if there’s any doubt, please get another one, or just give me water–if this is regular, it’ll mess up my heart” and lots of times when I say that, they look alarmed and go change it or get another one. 

but I shouldn’t HAVE to share my personal medical history with strangers just to get my order right! no one should! how is it their business? it makes me really uncomfortable to have to do that. JUST GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY ORDER!

[minnigem]

I’ve reblogged this maaaany times before but there’s a few new stories on here so i’m doing it again.

cut this shit out

[willowfae82]

don’t be that kind of asshole.

[silkwingfood]

I WILL GIVE YOU ALL TILL NOON THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW TO GET THIS AT LEAST ONE MIlLION NOTES REBLOG THIS FUCKERS

[optimus-primes-thot]

THIS ALSO AFFECTS PEOPLE WITH MIGRAINES!!! People with migraines can’t have almost any caffeine because it can be used as a treatment or in my case is a trigger for a mind splitting, heating pad on stomach migraine. If a person asks for drinks that don’t have caffeine in it just give them the options because if that person is taking a caffeine treatment it can MESS THEM UP. Migraines are triggered by all sorts of odds and ends. Hell, they can be caused by the smell of strawberries. IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU FOR DRINKS WITHOUT A CERTAIN THING IN IT DONT FUCK AROUND IT CAN LEAVE PEOPLE IN PAIN FOR WEEKS AND CAN CAUSE THEM TO GO TO THE ER.