"Well.... thats attractive."

[waitwhatwasidoingagain]

sooo I saw this post https://pocketss.tumblr.com/post/169552931121/whats-up-with-dragons-do-they-shed-their-skin-do on my dash and I kind of err… yeah :|

[pocketss]

BECKY

[deheerkonijn]

Legolas sees Gimli’s tiddies for the first time at the counsel of Elrond and bursts into tears ‘cause he’s never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. 

Elrond misunderstands and is like tsk we must overcome our prejudices, Thranduilion 8-|

And then Legolas spends the entire quest like,

[brunhiddensmusings]

ive hung around tolkein discourse long enough to know the true irony here among elves- legolas is the bear, the max level of lumberjack possible for an elf among dwarves- gimli is the twink, silken haired refined poetry spouting

[aacetrainer]

Im sorry but @significantfoliage you cannot leave this gem in the tags!

[todaysbird]

BIRDS: EXPOSED

SERATONIN: RISING

[orangeburger]

Me yelling at the mourning dove outside my window: BOB PLEASE I WILL GIVE YOU SO MUCH BIRDSEED IF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT IS 4 A.M. PLEASE BOB?! *uncontrollable sobbing*

[beardedchrisevans]

Visit Original Link

[buckettybarnes]

@canibecandid

[orangeburger]

Me too fam, me too.

[video-game-jams]

Visit Original Link

NiGHTS into Dreams… - Surburban Museum

[orangeburger]

.....This sounds like harvest moon music

[badbitchkyoshi]

GUYS EUGENE LEE YANGS DONE IT AGAIN IM LOSING MIND

[orangeburger]

I am f#$king screaming! I LOVE YOU EUGENE YOU NERDY BITCH!

[kivcraft]

[zagreuses-toast]

modern day who's on first

[orangeburger]

What it's like being inside my brain.....

[baron-connectfour-the-third]

Visit Original Link

Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?

[slavetomanyfandoms-deactivated2]

Pete’s vocals at the beginning are magical. 

[electrichighs-deactivated201511]

the harmonies oh m gy g od

[lune-a-tic]

THIS IS AMAZING

[boslynboypunk]

oh my god…

[thegoldenmink]

I’ve ascended 

[orangeburger]

Yesssssssssssssssssss

[unexplained-events]

Classic Horror Films Meet R.L. Stine

Taken from the Tumblr ifitwerestine. They take classic/modern day horror movies and shows and give them the R.L. Stine treatment. A wonderful blog to go check out. These are some of our favorite ones.

(Left to Right)

1) Jaws 2) The Shining 3) Cabin in the Woods 4) Evil Dead 5) Carrie 6) Tremors 7) The Thing 8) Nosferatu 9) Psycho 10) Rocky Horror

[bonescaro]

Tremors is one of my favorites and is almost more of a comedy than a horror (gotta love those B-list monster movies…)

[orangeburger]

Ahhhhh yes the months of 2020

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHAT

[ririazul]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

call that layin tailpipe

[thetyrannosaur]

cucked by a truck!

[divorceddadrock]

[rattle-my-stars]

[orangeburger]

[sunnycoins-deactivated20250822]

I Think about this a lot ✨✨

[orangeburger]

I'm dying 😂

[cuteschoolgirl]

*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack 

[orangeburger]

"I'M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH!"

[asparklethatisblue]

I’m full of anxiety and want to call in sick, but that gives me even more anxiety. Also I want to live near my friends and have a snake. And also like maybe a girlfriend, as a treat…

[orangeburger]

Ah yes a description of my entire fucking life.....

[fashion-runways]

NAMILIA Collection 2019/2020 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

[orangeburger]

Oh my god all I can think about is Present Mic trying out different hero outfits......... @ponpox have you seen this?

[reupstayup]

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

[jessieboooooo-blog]

This one time I tripped

[italy-curl-deactivated20200116]

this one time I split my forehead open

[thefirstmissamerica-deactivated]

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

[steampunkforever]

Stab

[hellobendykitty]

I tried to hold an angry cat

[donesparce-deactivated20160928]

someone put an iron on my hand

[jsgiguere]

My teammate tried to jump over me and cut the back of my neck open with his hockey skate.

[castironjackelope]

I got a couple left over from chicken pox.

[spookients-deactivated20160207]

tried to climb a dead tree

[ghost-nettle]

as a child I came up behind a sleeping dog with a squeaky toy in my mouth

[supernachtkuchen]

Twisted up in rusty metal chains.

[bunjywunjy]

got one from a sledding accident and one from learning That’s Why We Don’t Cook Barefoot

[pirates-and-ninja-lover]

Ran over by a bike

[master-of-reblog]

I mutilated myself.

Someone pushed me against a stone wall.

[fandomrecycling]

‘Safety Pins’ my ass

[vestzmc]

Crashed face first, full speed into my friend’s face during a game of tag

[ninjamelissajulien]

I fell face first down a flight of stairs and my face/chest dragged against a cement floor

[ducksarebetter]

i got stabbed in the leg with a fork

[gwenbrightly]

I tripped over a pasta roller.

[mosspajamas]

Little sister jumpscared me while I had my arm inside the oven

[liquid-geodes]

Cat climbed my legs like a buzzsaw out of hell

Sandpaper applied directly to forearm

Gym floor applied directly to kneecap

Plastic bowl applied directly to bottom of foot

Raccoon mouth applied directly to hand

Metal cage applied directly to hand

Tooth applied directly through lip

(Can send asks for context on certain stories)

[orangeburger]

Uhhhh attacked by dog

Eyeball popped out of head

Ripped off my kneecap

Sun allergy scars

The damn glue gun

I think those are the most prominent?

Ooh!

I almost forgot stabbed with a very large icicle.

[abrieftasteoflove-deactivated20]

[adultwednesdayadams]

Something Rotten!

[ariaste]

omg a musical song about COMPLAINING ABOUT WRITING My whole life I have been waiting for this. MY WHOLE LIFE.

[once-upon-a-reblog]

OH MY WORD

[erebusodora-deactivated20190104]

YES.

[catdaggers]

@tinydadman

[bambis-baby]

I REBLOG THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME IT COMES ON MY DASH AN I HAVE LOVED IT EVERY TIME

[lunarlegend11]

@queenof-starwars-and-otherthings @cooliogirl101 @blackkatmagic @shanatical @goaskalice137

[burntcopper]

…we also know that this actor and director’s entire direction for this was ‘CHANNEL TIM CURRY’

[orangeburger]

Yesssssssssssssssssss

[bixbiboom]

The Backstreet Boys performing I Want It That Way together from each of their homes is exactly what I needed today.

[starsandskies-archive]

OMGGGGGGG

[orangeburger]

Aw yissssssssss