[tikkety-tok]

Life imitating art.

[buy-me-mcdonalds]

I’m gay

[chaosroid]

[official-lesbian-posts]

certified lesbian post

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[possumsblossom]

[beckoningforest]

YOU ARE SO SMALL!!

[quillwombat]

i thought i was ready when i turned the sound on. i was not. he is indeed. 

so small. 

[helila]

turns sound on

the sound:

[sleepy-bebby]

[vampsprite]

woshing him.

[smithsonian-official]

my coworker put his two weeks in and then decided to weld his name into our work table. i should add that when confronted about it he claimed he didn’t even know how to weld despite having and being paid for having a welding license

[bunniope]

watch the fuck out

[unboy]

you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

[petits--oiseaux]

Because I never knew what that really meant until my back already hurt:

[simplyspider]

[blujayonthewing]

[X]

[thesnadger]

Hurting your back isn’t always “ow, I lifted something really heavy and immediately felt a sharp pain,” sometimes it’s caused by the cumulative stress of straining it in tiny ways over a long period of time. Getting in the habit of good body mechanics makes a difference!

[cephalopodvictorious]

It also isn’t an age thing, my brother threw out his back in middle school, and for that matter, I first damaged ankle in second grade, and my upper back in middle school. It’s not an age thing, it a “we don’t generally get taught to care for our human bodies until it’s too late” thing

[joy-yet-again-deactivated202410]

you can't even stitch various body parts together to create a man anymore. due to woke

[nudityandnerdery]

[f1uff3rnutt3r]

[technofeudalism]

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

[robinruns]

I am deceased.

[skipppppy]

[skipppppy]

[over-sleep]

여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

[princesstigerbelle]

“NAFTER NOON!”

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

Every. Time. Every single time. I always get so delighted by this picture set. And I always forget what it’s followed up by. And then I see the “NAFTER NOON!” and absolutely lose it. I’m so glad this post exists.

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[cannibalchicken]

[beggars-opera]

All of these need to get on my desk IMMEDIATELY

[porcupine-girl]

FYI, this person (forgecore) includes a license to produce & sell their 3d print designs on their Patreon, so you can find all this from several different sellers on Etsy! Try to go with one who at least claims to be a licensed seller, they could be lying but at least they’re giving credit for the design so hopefully they really are on the Patreon.

I am gonna be getting myself some monstera coasters for sure, maybe ask for succulent pushpins or venus flytrap chip clips for my birthday….

[theoreocat]

There’s always one 🧡