Communism but Sexy

About Me

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

[ouhhoh]

idk if anyone has tried to draw this yet but here is my proposal

[lemonpoppyseedmuffin]

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

[slimegirls-slime]

i think they're called baristas

[cupidjoy]

[priezpourlui]

[hotcoward]

cyberfrot

[niceinchnails]

Fuck off squidward you always ruin me and patricks fun well im not fucking having it anymore squidward do you know how goddamn long i had to deal with you squidward every day i tried to be nice to you cause i genuinely liked you man but youre really starting to piss me off these days squidward i cant fucking believe you and im getting tired or you im sorry for blowing up but its the truth you need to let go and if you refuse to let go at least dont drag me and patrick down. im going jellyfishing if you need me. bye.

[emihead]

Cat Captured by Evil Magician

[rigorwhoretis]

my first words were “$20 on pump 3 and a pack of marlboro lights please”

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[cali]

employed posters: i hate my manager unemployed posters: bidens dragoons are currently fighting mewtwo in cerulean cave hand in hand we march into the future

[vegitabluess4]

[intersectionalpraxis]

Vapes are also terrible for your heart and lungs -and I am not promoting healthist discourses here (because yes at the end of the day it's your body) -I'm just here to educate folks/those who are unaware, because although there are many ways the medical industrial complex is complete shit -it has been proven that vaping can cause what professionals call "popcorn lungs," and is quite painful and serious -the more you vape, the more you accelerate symptoms associated with this. However, respectfully so -this is not to stigmatize or shame anyone. I just wanted to put this out there as well. So boycott vapes for ethical reasons -and just overall.

[bunniope]

i may get no bitches. and stack no paper. and have a dead end job. and am constantly tired. and have no friends within a like 200 mile radius. and have a hellish living situation. but at least. um. uhmmmm. uhhhhh well. at least uh. well hi

[3liza]

helplessly dependent upon the hypnotic artifact

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

only $5 the bluetooth enabled cyan testicles for to hold

[pseudomantis]

So sad they were literally trying to escape

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[thehumorbot]

[egirlbutternubs]

[shiftythrifting]

Ghost meter I just found on the counter at work