The Impossible House

Elena | 25 | It/They/She | Film Director/Writer/Critic/Watcher/Despiser

[vegitabluess4]

unyieldingsilence could afford to be more silent

[angel-derangement]

Perhaps it will come as a surprise that Dr House, contrary to expected wisdom,¹ retorted at this juncture that the hygiene drug would kill the patient. If indeed this is truly surprising, it pales in comparison to House’s suggested alternative: the bold assertion that the patient required the mouse bites to live.²

1. House, G. et al. (2004) Unforeseen Malignancies Associated with Hygiene Drug in Cases of Mouse Bite Related Nose Blood

2. This vexes me.

[tboy-trash]

once you realize how much everyone fucking loves age- and incest-play you'll go even more insane when they tell you to join their campaign to run transgender woman #487324 off the internet (where she gets her income) for her incest kink or whatever

[tboy-trash]

it really is Our Righteous "pouting and throwing a cute tantrum at my partner to get what i want", "daddy/mommy", "old man yaoi", and a long etc v. their villainous "calling her partner 'little sis'" to encourage sexual abuse of children or smth

[tboy-trash]

straight people especially LOVE ageplay have you ever seen them interact. it is like their main thing.

[tboy-trash]

and not like it is important but since i sometimes see that thrown around: they love doing it in public too, and i don't mean in an obscure tumblr blog (theyre straight) but at. the store in front of 20 people. again, it is one of their main things.

[tboy-trash]

i'm not saying anything that hasn't been said before but i'm just thinking about how common and rendered-invisible by normalization it is to see a straight couple where the woman playfully acts like a little girl sometimes for whatever reason and it's. fine. and i of course don't mean they should leave it in the bedroom or whatever i'm not christian, i'm saying it's so overt but of course it's fine when non-transmisogynized people do it. they have never harmed children in any way obviously.

[winged-void]

princess ptuesday

That's right!

[winged-void]

Imagine a pterosaur in a little tiara.

[plz-delete-me]

ptiara

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

the most specialest little princess of the jurassic

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[whitemacklemore]

BLACK EYED PENIS ELEMENTAL ABILITYS

[notvoid]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i got centipedes, got a lotta centipedes, got a lotta people tryna take away my centipedes

[subarucloutback-deactivated2018]

[papasmoke]

Fucked up that someone would ask Mamdani about the band Geese

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[ducissatenebrarum]

A pictograph at Barrier Canyon in the central Utah desert, depicting an anthropomorph with bug eyes and antennae. 2000 BCE-500 CE, United States of America.

[wodeworm]

Debt collector

[piratelordtoga]

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[ysolt]

naked: normal naked

naked with shoes on: super naked

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

naked with Black Knight Halberd: dark souls speedrunner

[creamycuppy]

oh, okay. i didn’t realize it had a name. “nursing handjob.” interesting

other tekken commentator trying to talk over me: Well, looks like he’s not able to whiff punish those keepout electrics,

[orcboxer]

you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.

[gudamor]

A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?