The Impossible House

Elena | 25 | It/They/She | Film Director/Writer/Critic/Watcher/Despiser

[glasscamra]

[charlesoberonn]

[graskip]

moth

[cryptotheism]

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

[imverylucky]

IF I GO CRACY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME Ooper Eats 🍔🪦

[angelicguy]

step son saw my candy

[pjarts06]

You talk too much for a cat your size!

[crimewave420]

wait

[fresh2definitely]

[girlballs]

Betray Your Values And Beliefs For 8 Red Coins

[demilypyro]

[delmondo]

look. minecraft civil rights dlc. i get it. it is a dead horse the day it was unveiled. but i would like to ask the very question we all want to know the answer to. why did they not include malcolm x.

[blogfeind]

[tony-hawks-underground]

[badassdemonsword]

[lonestatus]

i really don't know what emotion this could be other than when it's mad dog monday

[redpandarascal]

This is basically the state of some of y’all’s controllers regardless. This is your reminder today to wipe down your electronics.

[controllerpervert]

yes master

[kunosoura]

the looney tunes show from a transgender perspective was funny.. bugs bunny passed without fail as either a beautiful woman or an ugly woman depending on how much effort he put into it. daffy on the other hand's crossdressing fits were always high effort yet without fail he got clocked every time

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"of courthe. eathy for you to thay, you pathhoid"

[cali]

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

[flipchild]

his boundless, indefatigable hope and curiosity

[im-caky]

⦅⦵﹏☉⦆