I don't want to be a roman

jet fuel can't melt dank memes

[memewhore]

[smoalgate]

Honestly I’m both sides of this conversation

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via serena_jillian)

[firefiy]

lordofthemings

Check out this sideboob! Does this sideboob turn you on?

Well it shouldn’t. Because this is THOR SIDEBOOB

what do you mean shouldnt

[christopher-bryant]

thiddies

[xx-ogthegaylinguist-xx-deactiva]

“well it shouldn’t” ¿¿??

what a heterosexual thing to say

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[naughtycrowofthenorth]

If Beyonce’s voice only travels the square root of the room size without any equipment and the room size is 20,000 square feet, and there are 1 in every 12 people are single, and half thr patrons are women, and there are 1 person per 120 square feet of the room, solve for, How many single ladies in the club raised their hands?

[deejay]

[tennesseestellamccartney]

Okay. There are 166.66 (so 167) patrons in the club (20k/120). One in 12 are single and half are women, that means one in 24 are single women. That means that in the entire building there are 6.9 single ladies (let’s say 7 though. One just got broken up with and is fighting to get back together with their SO) if Beyoncé is singing without equiptment, only, she would only be heard by 141 sq feet of the entire establishment.

That means only one single lady would put their hands up… Maybe. Unless it’s that girl who isn’t sure what her relationship status is.

[miklausnotes]

Reblogging because someone actually solved it CAN WE GET A FACT CHECK PLEASE

[ruinedchildhood]

[collegiate-confession]

[randomsplashes]

[crashspyrostuff]

Game Theory: Crash Bandicoot is Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron. [x]

[chinuplittlepup]

[swimthroughthefires]

Arguably one of my favorite lines of the ENTIRE SERIES.

[theunemployedrogue]

[henantier]

I love Oblivion so much

[vodka-zamolodchikova]

me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[saltedcaramelbastard]

milennial culture is sending a horrible post to your friend who is sitting 10 feet away from you in the same room, and waiting 2 seconds before hearing a dismayed “….no!”

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

[glitchb0t]

i might not jump in my house or around town but i sure as shit do when i’m out in the middle of the woods hiking and there’s a knee-high log in my way aka that dumb barrier in games that wouldn’t even be a barrier if we could just jump

[thenatsdorf]

View this post on Instagram

[cloudfreed]

hooman. giv me the fupcking WINE

[hungwy]

That picture of lord farquad fused with markiplier… Where is it

[skarmorer]

[hungwy]

I can die now. Thank you

[skarmorer]

bonus:

[xannerz]

“so how you doin’?”

[w1ttgenstein]

[imeldamnnn]

This makes me laugh so hard every time.

[mew-squared]

This moment ruined that entire movie for me because it absolutely destroyed the image of dumbledore

[asperfectasharmony]

because he’s galloping?

[troyesivan]

WELL?!? DID YA?!?!

[selinas-deactivated20251210]

[andawhirlaway-deactivated202403]

I will never not reblog this.

[spacethezach-deactivated2019041]