Beep Boop

Hi, I'm 33 and am bad at descriptions.

[quixoticclown]

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

[badassdemonsword]

Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it

[chicknparm]

Futures

Made of

Ethical romantasy

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[titleknown]

Trump Moves to Deeply Censor the Entire Internet

The Trump administration is cynically exploiting calls for stricter AI regulation to pass broad censorship measures at the federal level.

So, in terrible news, Trump's trying to pull some strings to pass this massive internet censorship bill, featuring all the kinds of internet censorship we're terrified of, including mandatory ID for accessing basically any website, specifically to crush state regulation of AI, because apparently this man will always see the moral bottom of the barrel and start digging.

So, if you live in the US and hate censorship and AI you know what to do, contact your congresspeople and tell them do not fucking dare let this through or so help us god...

[kosher-salt]

More direct source of concern

URGENT: We’re one bad D.C. deal away from the era of online government censorship.

Congress and the White House are negotiating your online speech rights away. Tell lawmakers: reject KOSA, NO FAKES, and age-verification man

[rfpreiwaphase]

5calls has NOT updated to reflect this

6/14/2026

Bad Internet Bills

All of the bad internet bills. One website.

Call now. Call often. Get your Americans on the horn. 📞 Every time you call, 🐨 will hug you

[sobcat]

tomorrow I'll do the possible

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

[fandaniel]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sleepyseaslug]

romants

[polyhexian]

I have a tiny cheesecake I bought at the grocery store.... But I am so comfy... I haven't a fork.... What do I do....

[polyhexian]

How do I eat her

[polyhexian]

[jame7t]

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

[somemerchant]

Wawoo

[jame7t]

shut the fuck up 

[afloweroutofstone]

Google quietly added generative AI capabilities to Google Earth, allowing anyone to generate false images on top of real satellite imagery. It seems pretty rudimentary, but the potential for disinformation is sky-high.

Anyway, did y'all hear that they nuked the White House?

[afloweroutofstone]

Within the first few hours of its discovery, people on Twitter used this tool to generate an Epstein Island attraction at Disneyland, a mega-prison within Google’s headquarters, and a sequel to 9/11.

Google has already announced that they will be “rolling back” this feature because of screenshots like these:

The fact that they want to bring it back with “guardrails” is ridiculous. Screenshots like these are not the work of some malign actors, they’re instant proof that your idea is terrible on its face

[heystephen]

just a cute little fact but august 1st is also designated as the universal birthday for shelter dogs whose actual birthdays are unknown

[heystephen]

happy dogust and happy birthday to shelter dogs ❤️

[hotvampireadjacent]

What

[nature-nerd-sarah]

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[ratica]

[kristina100000]

how it feels to be slightly tipsy while someone explains the rules of a board game that takes months to understand