mars

hotel soap connoisseur

[sosaneitsinsane]

slut me out 😜

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[nongunktional]

flip the script on penetration metaphors. yonic weapons, phallic wounds.

[ferrocyan]

sticking your hand in a blender

[nongunktional]

COMPELLING. FRESH. CALLS TO QUESTION THE BARRIER BETWEEN WEAPON AND WOUND

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

[yummy-tummy-time]

[pisshandkerchief]

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

[pitbolshevik]

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

[pitbolshevik]

me when i fucking get you

[a-shooting-starmie]

[easterndaylighttime]

I love when I'm on the wikipedia page for a species and it says "least concern". one less thing to worry about 👍

[walterwhite58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[johngreen58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[peggyhill58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[dayrlbiggins]

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

[remanedur]

[classichorrorblog]

[pointnclick]

if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink

[memorycycle]

horniest post on this app

[warcrimesimulator]

love seeing photos of wild animals that are native to where i live because it's like hey i know that guy

[orchidnectar]

I'm in her DMs writing Hallmark cards

[orchidnectar]

all she wanna do S C my Johnson

[supermariomamafucker]

[orchidnectar]

im just coolin stayin in my lane. im making my moves in silence

[orchidnectar]