niko!

"This is my design" genderfluid! currently: she/they 🇩🇴🇵🇪 🇺🇦🇵🇸🕊

[ordinarily-unordinary]

I’ve never known myself...

¡! ❞ either alexandra or nikolas! or: alex, lexie, nikki, nick, niko, and any other nicknames you can think of ✧.*

♡ age : minor <33

♡ pronouns: default to they/them unless told otherwise (genderfluid)

♡ status: single </3

♡ sexuality: bisexual

♡ bday : 23/7 (23 of july)

♡ mbti : entp

♡ languages : english, español (🇩🇴🇵🇪), little (emphasis on little) bit of french

♡ borderline + the 'tism

♡ laveyan satanist

♡ potsie

...as well as I know myself...

» music ↻ ◁ II ▷ ↺

my chemical romance, deftones, radiohead, nirvana, ldr, bowie, abba, queen, tv girl, ptv, depeche mode, type o negative, bad bunny, marc anthony….

» film (tv included) ❞

my babysitter's a vampire, iwtv, pjo the series, scream 1996, saw, i saw the tv glow, the labyrinth ('87), tasm, itsv movies, coraline, the corpse bride, kubo and the two strings, the nightmare before christmas…

» fandoms

rtc, marauders (fuck jkr), pjo, hoo, toa mcga, tkc, heathers, camp here and there, welcome to night vale, tma, the phantom of the opera, all andrew joseph white books, the umbrella academy, tadc, the true lives of the fabulous killjoys/danger days..

» other

learning languages, buldak ramen, the dsm 5, personality types (such as mbti, enneagram, personality disorders), uquizzes, drawing, writing (poetry, my own novel(s), drabbles, fucking essays, etc), musical theater (sound tech), film, scp, horror, hair dye, greek mythology, music…

✮⋆˙ tags that I may forget to use

#🪐: og posts, #lex en español: random spanish adjacent posts, #🎧: music, #nikki presses buttons: theater, #lex simps for fictional men, #lex simps for fictional women, #happy yellow grippy socks: vents/scary stuff, #💌: asks

✮⋆˙ tags for my mooties

#🐞: mars, #🚪: dorian, #girlieee <3: B, #mama 🍒❤️: cherry, #🐜: riley, #kal 😼: kallan

(if you want a tag just ask for one you'll get one <3)

┊ ➶ ｡˚ pinterest, spotify, letterboxd

moots under cut!

...when I am with him.

My helpol buddies: @luxeryfuckery @/flamingsocializing @/flamingwitchery @rip-off-theoi-com

I havent spoken to you in ljke 9 months but hiii: @sp4rklemuffin

My fantastical gorgeous amazing angel wife: @marssssbarss

My fantastic gorgeous amazing angel wife's boyfriend: @timdrakescaffeinesupplier

My son: @kayathebay (rip)

The tuffest of the tuff: @thepicklekingog

My daughter: @thegayriley

My mama: @alakeoflilliesillie

My girlie mi alma my twin: @just-4-girl

(IF I FORGOT YOU I'M SORRY PLEASE YELL AT ME YOU WILL BE ADDED TRUST)

[aphractal2]

physical manifestations of health bar?

[ordinarily-unordinary]

losing your best friend over something fucking stupid <<

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

i need another hour to wake up after i wake up

[json-derulo]

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

[json-derulo]

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

[json-derulo]

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

[json-derulo]

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

[json-derulo]

[cipheramnesia]

The first time I saw a post making fun of them was the first time I learned about them and I bought a pair on the spot cuz my ass is hot af.

[turnipoddity]

not me

[zero-skies]

you wished for this.

[i-feel-so-far]

it’s at a point where i don’t feel like me without my eyelyner

[decaying-appleseeds]

No flatline, what were you scared about?

[aleatus177]

More Bloodymary!

They’re both so cute, i love drawing them.

[skidfart]

need that? no. CRAVE that. DESIRE that. YEARN and PINE for that. pray and beg god EVERY NIGHT for that. wish to be GOOD ENOUGH for that

[fortnitelover24]

Rocky practice doodles!!! My favorite alien

[ur-own-hells-atlas]

all you FOOLISH jedidiah haters NOBODY can hate jedidiah as much as that sogster hates himself

[ur-own-hells-atlas]

SHOUTOUT NATSUME SHIOTA FOR BEING THE LEAST HATE WORTHY CHARACTER EVER

[asterosian]

Do y’all know where the phrase “eat the rich” comes from or do you just repeat it cause you heard it elsewhere?

It’s not a bad thing, I just saw someone say “we never said who would eat the rich” and realized a lot of y’all might not have heard the full quote

It’s from Rousseau and it’s “When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich"

And, well, there’s a lot of people with nothing to eat…

[insanitysscribblings]

The poor cried,

“We are starving. There is no more bread, and we have nothing to eat.”

The rich man said,

“Not my problem you don’t work for your bread,”

as if he did not snatch away the grain by his own greedy hands and create filling bread for his own overflowing mouth.

The poor cried,

“We are dying. There is no more medicine, and we’re all ill.”

The rich man said,

“Not my problem you don’t take care of yourselves,”

as if he did not buy all the medicine and raise prices so high

the gods themselves would not

be able to reach.

The poor people

stopped crying,

and the rich man was satisfied…

Until they came knocking at his door one night;

their faces were sunken,

their flesh decaying,

their eyes sightless.

They were monsters

of the rich man’s

own making.

As they devoured his flesh,

the rich man cried,

“Please, spare me!”

The ravenous zombies said,

“Not our fault

you fattened yourself

for slaughter.”

[bouncyirwin]

Holy fucking shit

[acestories]

Now I really like that phrase

[madame-havoc-deactivated2026011]

This is my new favorite phrase. This is so much more metal than I thought it was gonna be

[slender-woman2]

collect my fucking masses and let’s eat the rich

[ordinarily-unordinary]

I GOT TRANS TAPE LETS FUCKING GO

[kuromimi222]

a little something i made 🤤🤤