[iamharryhale]

Bobby: How’s everyone doing?

Buck: I’m breathing.

Bobby: Setting the bar pretty low, huh?

Buck: Well, it’s more than Eddie.

Eddie, having a panic attack: Honestly, fuck you.

[mid-knight-black]

Nothing to see here folks. Just two dads talking about their kid 🤷🏻‍♂️

They are sooo married at this point 😭😭😭

[poughkeepsiesjr]

911 going to a new network like okay first order of business we need to tell the new audience everything they need to know

1. *pointing to buddie* GAY

2. *pointing to christopher then pointing to buddie* THEIR KID

3. Bobby loves Hawaiian shirts

4. Hen is the real boss around here

4. water BAD

[oregonraisedlesbian]

I’m so fucking happy that you’ve had a great May when because of you mine has been complete shit! We promised each other forever and you gave up on less in only 8 months being married.

[padfoot0216]

TK - Carlos, wake up.

Carlos, still half asleep - what?

TK - I want to play Mario kart.

Carlos, now awake - TK, it’s three in the morning. I have a sleep schedule for a reason.

TK - If you had a sleep schedule you wouldn’t be awake at 3am.

Carlos - YOU WOKE ME UP!

TK - Excuses.

Carlos - Kill yourself.

TK - Maybe I will! At least make my coffin pretty when I die!

Carlos - You know what I will! I’ll make it extra pretty!

[drmellking]

[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[genderqueerdykes]

if you feel like you need to quit your job because you can't cope with people being transphobic to you on shift (misgendering, co-workers refusing to use your correct name/pronouns, customers being invasive about your identity, and so on) i fully support you. your mental health is worth more than a job.

[important-animal-images]

[orchidvioletindigo]

Just found out that back in Rome grave markers sometimes had holes in them for people to pour drinks into so new conversation starter: What would mourners pour into your grave hole

[incorrect118buddie]

Buck : I’m like an onion with many layers

Buck : And each one is mental illness

[literaturebf]

mutuals do this

[bramblemilk]

pride SHOULD have weirdos and freaks actually. it shouldnt be sanitized and full of cookie cutter cis white thin ppl. say queer make out in the streets wear leather bring back flagging. stop trying to turn pride into a fun event for cishet families. queer ppl arent zoo exhibits. i want to see angry queers shouting their pride in the streets not be bombarded with rainbow pens from banks. keep pride a riot.

[neverthere12345]

reminder to cancel any free trials you signed up and will be charged for

[whosoldherout]

[nicola-coughlan]

9-1-1 | 5.16 May Day

[lesbiansgoal]