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Wait a minute—that crab looks funny!

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Eagle-eyed staffers recently discovered a surprise guest in our pelagic red crab display: a young red octopus casually cruising the exhibit!

This crafty stowaway must have found a perfect hideout in the rocky nook of Monterey Bay shale.

After weeks of stealth, it grew big and bold enough to walk out into the open, where it was finally caught red-tentacled.

For the safety of its tank mates, the cunning cephalopod has been moved behind the scenes, and will likely make an appearance in our red octopus exhibit in a few months!

Thanks to staffer Allen Protasio for catching video of this impostor in action!

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sombrasblancas

Cephalopods by Sloe Illustrations

robotmango

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

awed-frog

@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

robotmango

this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

darthronstoppable

this is a really great description of how my office has been feeling after a week of no AC while also working next to an incinerator.

brackishtide

@organizedchaos25, your alternate account?

organizedchaos25

@theraptorfactor, if only. Sums up my feelings about the sun quite well.

micdotcom

Watch: Viola Davis just became the first black woman to win the Best Actress in a Drama Emmy — and her speech is breathtaking.

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largishcat

#jon snow

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freeopenyourmind

This is fantastic

sizvideos

Recreating famous logos by hand

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spacemuffinz

exCUSE YOU ???? ?

apitnobaka

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c0mmandercat

c0mmandercat-deactivated2016090

i approve and appreciate

teslatricity

I can’t hold it in anymore ok

In that Super Comic Book moneyshot from the aou trailer, the Hulk reminds me of that gif of pug puppies running with that little black pug suddenly happening in the bottom of the gif

getlostbobby

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

CORRECT.

teslatricity

THANK YOU

Men: If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?

Women: They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?

Men: But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?

Women:

Women: ...must be tough.

wsswatson

Why is it always ‘queer people are projecting their identities onto characters’ and never ‘straight people are presuming that their identity is the default’?

azizansarizzz

Aziz Ansari responds to Rupert Murdoch - Jan, 11, 2015

acceber74

GET HIM, AZIZ!!!

rockthenpc

I LOVE THIS MAN!

hangtherelikefruit-mysoul

2015 trend: answering the question “are you a feminist?” with the question “are you not?” in order to make not being a feminist sound more like the ridiculous, illogical thing that it is.