i can make you feel alive!

but do i need you to survive ?

[grawly]

I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything

[oriaths]

hey i am falling behind severely on daycare payments so if u want picutres of a 17yrs old feet.... hmu 

[algrolo]

ATTENTION EVERYONE

THE OLD ME IS DEAD. I HAVE KILLED HER AND TAKEN OVER HER EXISTENCE. I AM EXACTLY THE SAME IN EVERYWAY EXCEPT I AM SEXIER.

I DO NOT KNOW WHEN I TOO WILL BE KILLED AND REPLACED WITH A SE-

[algrolo]

ATTENTION EVERYONE

[iapislazuli]

using internet explorer to download chrome has the same energies as using a wooden pickaxe to get 3 stone blocks to immediately craft a stone pickaxe in minecraft

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[catastrofe]

[azzandra]

How many people crashed into this mirror before they put up that sign, do you think.

[petite-guignol]

better question: how many people accidentally stepped into the Mirror Zone

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

awful suspicious that theres quotation marks around “mirror”

[dovewithscales]

“accidentally”

[funnygifs-funnygifs-funnygifs]

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[epiphyllum-oxypetalum]

[talknerdytome33]

I love the tone of voice this was written in

[moranginhos]

mood: bedridden victorian child

[moranginhos]

papah …… am i going to die ?

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

pâpâ…………i’m colde ….

[thejunesky]

will grándmama be there? in the light??

[thenerdy-1]

Is it sick of me that I fucking cackle at this post

[schmirby]

spencer from icarly and rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid are on the opposite ends of the same scale

[angelicguy]

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

[looking4myson]

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

[heavenbound]

bernie sanders mindless self indulgence bitches edit

[badassdemonsword]

[psychotic-romeo]

[li4r]

[willieowinsbury]

remember being an eleven year old girl and being filled with rage? everything i did was from a place in my head where tiny daydream me was smashing plates.

[willieowinsbury]

eleven year old me at a sleepover: how about instead of talking about boys we go to the park and like idk play some sort of game where we fight eachother with swords to the death

[moviequotes3]

hey my friend over there thinks you look stupid as hell and nobody respect you